Twilight Sequel Breaks Records

[Doug]

*Sigh*

*nunchuck*

Why do bad movies have to make so much money?

I really don't know... *Sighs and curls up into a fetal position as he tries to block out the world*

 

[Jaqen Hghar]

God. First MW2, now New Moon. Hype can sell whatever it is I see.
Maybe I should release a new brand of donuts. With razors in it. If I manage to hype it up as much as MW2 and Twilight have been, then I can make millions, and seriously hurt those retarded enough to fall for it! Bwahahahah!

 

[nolongerhere]

a sign of the times?
fangirls sat everywhere in the cinema when I saw it last night :|

Huh. What was your opinion of it. I ask mearly out of curiosity.

something between 'Cinematic' and 'Compelling'.
It was a decent movie, kept me interested, worst part was the adverts before the movie. adverts were 40 mins long. worst of the adverts was a perfume one that was nearly pornography. disgusting.

Ah. Compatic. Cinapelling.
Personally, I like the perfume adverts that are borderline pornography. It distracts from the pretentious bullshit that they are usually made of.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I'm ok with the Twilight series doing well, I'm just kinda peeved that it's probably going to do better then The Dark Knight.

And that's something I'm just not ok with.

 

[Simriel]

The ONLY reason the original made 350 some million is that no one knew how terrible the movie was when it first came out, so a lot more people saw it then will see this one. And all the negative press will mean that even people that saw and sorta liked the first one won't bother seeing the sequel.

I bet this one makes 150 total, 3 makes 100 and 4 makes less than 50

Really not experienced the Twilight craze yet huh? Its not popular due to people, its popular cause it has legions of rabid fangirls.

 

[Georgeman]

Everything seems to be record breaking these days.

Indeed.

And it's usual for sequels to successful movies to have successful opening weeks. What will matter is how the movie will perform overall.

Its things like these make me give up on society

Please. Don't get discouraged like that. I mean, Transformers 2 made 800 million and I think it's a terrible movie.

 

[Amnestic]

Damn I missed opening night? I could of picked up who knows how many women...assuming they are over 18...are Twilight fangirls over 18?

16 in Britain. Awwww yeah.

/19, it's not weird yet.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Big fucking surprise.

A friend of mine gave a really good idea of Twilight the other day.

"Twilight is what Michael Bay would make if he had a vagina"

"...What?"

"Well think about it. Michael Bay films are shitty movies with bad actors and storys, but lots of crazy action and explosions. Twilight films are shitty movies with bad actors and storys, but lots of romance and buff guys attached."

"...Buff guys? What are you, gay?"

"Fuck off"

I secretly think it was a good evalution, but you don't say that to your mates.

 

[WolfmanNougat]

So, New Moon is standing next to MewTwo? What does that tell you?

Wait, what? What do you mean by this?

Damn I missed opening night? I could of picked up who knows how many women...

I like your style.

 

[whycantibelinus]

a sign of the times?
fangirls sat everywhere in the cinema when I saw it last night :|

Masochistic eh?

 

[Quadtrix]

Further proof that humanity is a dying breed.

 

[dalek sec]

This sums up my feelings about it.

 

[Heathrow]

So what we've learned here is that terrible franchises can be popular? Hear that Halo fans?

 

[Gigaguy64]

Damn I missed opening night? I could of picked up who knows how many women...assuming they are over 18...are Twilight fangirls over 18?

i know some that are over 30.

 

[TheTygerfire]

The ONLY reason the original made 350 some million is that no one knew how terrible the movie was when it first came out, so a lot more people saw it then will see this one. And all the negative press will mean that even people that saw and sorta liked the first one won't bother seeing the sequel.

I bet this one makes 150 total, 3 makes 100 and 4 makes less than 50

Really not experienced the Twilight craze yet huh? Its not popular due to people, its popular cause it has legions of rabid fangirls.

You think I don't know that? -__-

 

[OniSuika]

*Sigh*

Same.
I....just.....sigh.
This really makes me miss vampires like Dio Brando(JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) and D(Vampire Hunter D).

Twilight needed more of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbArvIqZzkI

But yeah, this isn't a massive surprise. But it is still a massive shame. Crap like this will be made for as long as it continues to sell.

 

[Amnestic]

Damn I missed opening night? I could of picked up who knows how many women...assuming they are over 18...are Twilight fangirls over 18?

i know some that are over 30.

Spoiler: One or two

If it were a bunch of middle age guys screaming for a teenage girl, people would think it weird.