Twilight Sequel Breaks Records

[Jeronus]

If this film makes more than The Dark Knight, the human race is dead to me.

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/usmovies.thehollywoodreporter.com/new-moon-breaks-boxoffice-record

Welcome to the end.

 

[Thingo]

That's it. Just... Fuck it. I'm going to the Warhammer 40k universe. At least the hopelessness you feel there is caused by far more awesome things, like space elve nuns or gigantic green football mobs on an endless riot destroying your colony.

 

[adledog]

The twilight series was good no matter what people say. It wasnt the most sophisticated writing but it was interesting. People only say the first movie sucked because its impossible to live up to the descriptions of what happened in the book.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

*Sigh*

Same.
I....just.....sigh.
This really makes me miss vampires like Dio Brando(JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) and D(Vampire Hunter D).

This sums up my feelings about it.

My feelings exactly.

 

[Energylegzz]

This is exactly why im building a rocket ship in my backyard to escape this world...any one wanna ride up to mars with me? I have beef Jerky =D

 

[Sethzard]

This sums up my feelings about it.

I couldn't agree more. well, he could move the author to another time before she'd written them, and to some time when women had no power.

 

[Fniff]

Humanity is doomed. Leave the planet while you still can.

It's not doomed.

But I just doomed it now! I just armed all the nukes in Russia at All the cities in America,and that will cause WW3.

Of course,you guys can come. IN MY SPACE BLIMP!

 

[Abedeus]

At least Metacritics give it 46/100.

 

[ShadowKatt]

Damn I missed opening night? I could of picked up who knows how many women...assuming they are over 18...are Twilight fangirls over 18?

You couldn't have them anyway. They're only interested in fanged parasites and rabid furries. If you're neither then you're SoL.

 

[Gigaguy64]

*Sigh*

Same.
I....just.....sigh.
This really makes me miss vampires like Dio Brando(JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) and D(Vampire Hunter D).

Twilight needed more of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbArvIqZzkI

But yeah, this isn't a massive surprise. But it is still a massive shame. Crap like this will be made for as long as it continues to sell.

MUDA DA!
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA.
ZA WARDO!
TOKI WO TOMARE!

sigh.......sniff sniff.....good times good times.

If twilight had more of that then all of 4chan would of been there as well.

 

[Mr.logic]

I have already accepted the ignorance of humanity, I think twilight is terrible alot of other people dont and everyone is entitled to there own opinion so have fun tween girls.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Damn I missed opening night? I could of picked up who knows how many women...assuming they are over 18...are Twilight fangirls over 18?

i know some that are over 30.

Spoiler: One or two

If it were a bunch of middle age guys screaming for a teenage girl, people would think it weird.

ok........that is one of the creepiest things iv seen today.
sigh....im going to bed.

 

[Teh_Doomage]

I weep for the future.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

a sign of the times?
fangirls sat everywhere in the cinema when I saw it last night :|

Masochistic eh?

What?
How could I derive please from it? I'm Non-sexual (really trying to sort the terms out so I don't confuse people).
only thing I wanted to do to the girls sat behind me was inform them that the third nation in the Triple Alliance was Austria-Hungary, because they were talking about WWI and couldn't remeber it's name...

 

[geldonyetich]

It probably has less to do with the quality of the movie itself and rather the poor quality of its competition.

Courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes

Tomatometer Percentage Movie Gross

Top 10

37% 2012 $65.2M
56% Disney's A Christmas Carol $22.3M
91% Precious: Based on the novel PUSH by Sapphire $5.9M
54% Men Who Stare at Goats $5.9M
81% Michael Jackson's This Is It $5.1M
17% The Fourth Kind $4.6M
12% Couples Retreat $4.2M
83% Paranormal Activity $4.0M
23% Law Abiding Citizen $3.8M
46% The Box $3.2M

Opening

69% The Blind Side
29% The Twilight Saga: New Moon
18% Planet 51
90% The Sun
90% Defamation

So, shall we see this over-dramatic vampire movie or...? No, we've already seen that... No, it's only November... Okay, overdramatic vampire it is then.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

 

[Flunk]

It probably has less to do with the quality of the movie itself and rather the poor quality of its competition.

Courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes

Tomatometer Percentage Movie Gross

Top 10

37% 2012 $65.2M
56% Disney's A Christmas Carol $22.3M
91% Precious: Based on the novel PUSH by Sapphire $5.9M
54% Men Who Stare at Goats $5.9M
81% Michael Jackson's This Is It $5.1M
17% The Fourth Kind $4.6M
12% Couples Retreat $4.2M
83% Paranormal Activity $4.0M
23% Law Abiding Citizen $3.8M
46% The Box $3.2M

Opening

69% The Blind Side
29% The Twilight Saga: New Moon
18% Planet 51
90% The Sun
90% Defamation

I knew there was a reason I don't watch many movies.

We all know that the only reason any straight man would watch this movie if a good-looking woman asked him to go. He wouldn't enjoy it but it might be worth it in the long run.

 

[RanD00M]

Faith in Humanity meter:-52