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Cowabungaa

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Greyfox105 said:
What?
How could I derive please from it? I'm Non-sexual (really trying to sort the terms out so I don't confuse people).
only thing I wanted to do to the girls sat behind me was inform them that the third nation in the Triple Alliance was Austria-Hungary, because they were talking about WWI and couldn't remeber it's name...
....What? Some girls were having a conversation about WW1 while watching Twilight? Now I'm amazed. Do elaborate, I am intrigued.
 

The DSM

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Ok cinema dead, now I have a reason to go on the internet more often, its one of the only untouched bastions of media left.
 

CrazyGirl17

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*Sigh*

Let me get this off my chest first: I hate Tweenies and all of the idiotic, mindless, bullshit crap they obsess over.

Now, I respect that people have the right to their own opinions, I still despise then AND Twilight. (Even though some young-adult friends of mine actually LIKE this crap.)

The only thing I thought looked interesting about the movie was the guy playing Jacob.

No, seriously. That guy was a hunk. ^_^

That being said, think I could hitch a ride off-world from anybody? ...At least until the clouds of hormones raidiated from hordes of rabid Tweenies and everyone pandering to them.
 

WrongSprite

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The Twilight series makes me hate the user base of this website.

Granted, the books were crap, but the movies are reasonably made, and a lot of sceptics have actually enjoyed it once they bother to watch it.

This community needs to grow up and actually watch it before forming an opinion.

Fair play to anyone whose seen it and still doesn't like it though, you're entitled to your opinions.

Disclaimer; I'm not a fan, I'm just pissed off.
 

Eruanno

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Ooooohh goodness. Humanity is doomed. DOOMED!

Granted, the books were crap, but the movies are reasonably made, and a lot of sceptics have actually enjoyed it once they bother to watch it.
WHAT. I've only watched the first Twilight movie (twice, actually) and if the books are WORSE than this, I am speechless.

Characters - Rapist-scary, boring or just terrible
Plot - So bad I want to scream
Effects - Awful, bad, vomitous
Presentation - Shit
Fanbase - AAAAAHHHH OH GOD NOT THE FACE

The only good that has ever come out of the Twilight series is Buffy vs Edward
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM
 

Phenakist

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A person is smart, people are stupid.

That is a good summary of this.

I think the only bit of the movie that is good is the lighting, camera work and stuff aside from that it is average at best, a huge screaming obsessed fan base ruins anything and everything, take Call of Duty and Halo, both excellent video game titles but only let down by the idiots in the fan bases.
 

Mgween92

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Jaqen Hghar said:
God. First MW2, now New Moon. Hype can sell whatever it is I see.
Maybe I should release a new brand of donuts. With razors in it. If I manage to hype it up as much as MW2 and Twilight have been, then I can make millions, and seriously hurt those retarded enough to fall for it! Bwahahahah!
I would totally buy those on just the badassery of them.
The_root_of_all_evil said:
So, New Moon is standing next to MewTwo? What does that tell you?
This post made me die a little inside. Twilight is not even worthy to suck the penis of MW2.
 

Yudas

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Why are you all so surprised? This is crack for tenage girls. The young, frail yet strong woman and the mysterious dangerous male. They can never get each other, its just to complicated.

This has been a winning formular since forever. Ofcourse this is going to make a fortune. Good for her.
 

Assassin Xaero

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I like how everyone is still saying this movie is bad (don't get me wrong, I hate this stuff), but I can bet the same people (at least some) were saying MW2 was the greatest game ever and one reason was it had the biggest launch ever.
 

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I hate to say it, but I really don't care how well or how badly the Twilight series does. The fact is that people are going to go see it, and nothing I say or do will change that. I personally won't go see it because it's just not my cup of tea, but I'm sure not going to piss and moan all over the place that it's a sign of society's breakdown. It's just a movie, after all. Some people will like it, some people won't. It's a good moneymaker, it satisfies a niche, and fangirls finally have some ammo for when I bust out my Firefly obsession. It's not going anywhere now, but in a year or two the hype will calm down, and there'll be something else to ***** about. Cycle of entertainment.
 

Nurb

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We've seen this before with Titanic... never underestimate the buying power of horny teenage girls.
 

Caligulove

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$100mill is a pretty generous I think....

Not enough people would be intrigued to see this besides the fans, I think
 

THEMANWHOIS

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I just went to see another movie today and saw a poster for the next Twilight movie in the lobby. June 2010? Are you kidding? I have to put up with this in another 6 months? They couldn't give us normal people at least a year to recover?