Two Pokemon Questions!

[zombiejoe]

OK, a simple question,

If a Pokemon can evolve in a matter of days, why haven't the humans evolved?
I WANT MY HOMO NOVUS!
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the first season, the group is eating icecream, but there is no cow pokemon discovered yet, so HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THAT ICECREAM!?!?!

Mod Edit: Removed the all-caps from the title. Caps lock isn't cruise control for cool.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Miltank lived in Johto and the milk was shipped to Kanto.
Oh right, the first question. Umm... maybe humans aren't cool?

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Well chances are that cow pokemone did exist, they simply weren't native to that region. In truth though there WAS a cow pokemon, Tauros. Ok so it was more of a bull than anything but there are female ones.

 

[delet]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

 

[Elephant Walker19]

cow pokemon: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Miltank_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

humans need to be lvl. 9001 to evolve but can only get to lvl. 5 even if they train there whole life

 

[fletch_talon]

Can't believe I'm the first to say this but...
Its a childrens cartoon... that's how.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

Mindbreaks Cthulu style and succumbs to the madness

 

[Gigaguy64]

Because they are not real and dont follow our logic.

And Miltank milk could be shipped around.

 

[zombiejoe]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

I bet pokemon god was all like "Dude, I'll make some humans as pokemon slaves...oh shit, they took over...crap."

 

[zombiejoe]

cow pokemon: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Miltank_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

humans need to be lvl. 9001 to evolve but can only get to lvl. 5 even if they train there whole life

HE DIDN'T EXIST!

 

[Chiefmon]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

A horrible abomination of nature.

 

[0bserv3]

maybe humans did evolve, but it was like cleffa to clefable evolve, so they can't make another pre-evolution without one of them holding a special incense when you put them in the day care.

 

[darktheif28]

No Miltank was there, but they just haven't went to that region yet, saying that Miltank didn't exist is like saying that Togipei didn't exist, it was a Johto pokemon, but they had it in Kanto and it DID exist. Do Miltank existed also.

 

[ashikoto]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

this question= mind freakin blown!

 

[zombiejoe]

No Miltank was there, but they just haven't went to that region yet, saying that Miltank didn't exist is like saying that Togipei didn't exist, it was a Johto pokemon, but they had it in Kanto and it DID exist. Do Miltank existed also.

TOGAPI DOSEN'T EXIST EITHER, HE WAS A LIE!
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[Danpascooch]

SNIP

Oh, are we playing the game of "pokemon nonsensical plot elements"?

Shit, where do I start?

How about the fact that they can breath fire, vomit water, or shoot lightning bolts endlessly, and can ALL UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!

 

[Goldeneye1989]

ITT: under the impression that milk only comes from cows.

 

[zombiejoe]

SNIP

Oh, are we playing the game of "pokemon nonsensical plot elements"?

Shit, where do I start?

How about the fact that they can breath fire, vomit water, or shoot lightning bolts endlessly, and can ALL UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!

NO, THAT GOES TO FAR, DON'T BRAKE THAT BARRIER OF LOGIC

 

[zombiejoe]

ITT: under the impression that milk only comes from cows.

I will not drink the milk of a charmander!

 

[Snownine]

I always thought it would make more sense of the pokemon world was full of normal animals and the pokemon were just magic extra ones. I mean seriously 500 odd species in the entire world is pretty terrible bio-diversity.