Two Pokemon Questions!

[Goldeneye1989]

ITT: under the impression that milk only comes from cows.

I will not drink the milk of a charmander!

Well, you can milk a snake.... Ekans!!!!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

 

[zombiejoe]

ITT: under the impression that milk only comes from cows.

I will not drink the milk of a charmander!

Well, you can milk a snake.... Ekans!!!!

I'd rather get my ass kick by GARRY MOTHEERF%^$^ING OCKS!

 

[Danpascooch]

SNIP

Oh, are we playing the game of "pokemon nonsensical plot elements"?

Shit, where do I start?

How about the fact that they can breath fire, vomit water, or shoot lightning bolts endlessly, and can ALL UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!

NO, THAT GOES TO FAR, DON'T BRAKE THAT BARRIER OF LOGIC

.....why not?

 

[zombiejoe]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

Oh, I see what you did there

 

[delet]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

Oh, I see what you did there

Yes that's right, the pokemon have their own religion.

 

[IxionIndustries]

the first season, the group is eating icecream, but there is no cow pokemon discovered yet, so HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THAT ICECREAM!?!?!

They milked a Tauros... But it wasn't really milk they made it from.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

That's what I said, but not if you ask a Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim.

 

[delet]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

That's what I said, but not if you ask a Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim.

D'ohoho, but I'm a Jew!

I see this going nowhere quick...

 

[zombiejoe]

the first season, the group is eating icecream, but there is no cow pokemon discovered yet, so HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THAT ICECREAM!?!?!

They milked a Tauros... But it wasn't really milk they made it from.

NOOOOOOO!

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

It is a fictional universe?

The non-realist answer: Humans are a different species so their genetics shouldn't match up with pokemon's this includes evolution. Also just because Miltanks lived in a different region doesn't mean their milk couldn't have been imported.

 

[knight steel]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

Maybe the devil created humans in his image so that we would enslave all the nice sweet Pokemon. Think about it Arceus created Pokemon who then roamed around happily then the devil created human as a counter measure.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

That's what I said, but not if you ask a Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim.

D'ohoho, but I'm a Jew!

I see this going nowhere quick...

And I'm a Christian. Now let's go find a Muslim and we can all disagree together.

 

[delet]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

Maybe the devil created humans in his image so that we would enslave all the nice sweet Pokemon. Think about it Arceus created Pokemon who then roamed around happily then the devil created human as a counter measure.

So then my cat is God's son?

 

[zombiejoe]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

That's what I said, but not if you ask a Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim.

D'ohoho, but I'm a Jew!

I see this going nowhere quick...

And I'm a Christian. Now let's go find a Muslim and we can all disagree together.

RELIGION FIGHT 2010

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

That's what I said, but not if you ask a Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim.

D'ohoho, but I'm a Jew!

I see this going nowhere quick...

And I'm a Christian. Now let's go find a Muslim and we can all disagree together.

RELIGION FIGHT 2010

Let's sell tickets and get it on pay-per-view. I think people would love to watch a good crusade. Winner gets bragging rights and gets a "get out of hell free card"

 

[zombiejoe]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

That's what I said, but not if you ask a Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim.

D'ohoho, but I'm a Jew!

I see this going nowhere quick...

And I'm a Christian. Now let's go find a Muslim and we can all disagree together.

RELIGION FIGHT 2010

Let's sell tickets and get it on pay-per-view. I think people would love to watch a good crusade. Winner gets bragging rights and gets a "get out of hell free card"

AND SCIENTOLGY GET'S BUDISM IN A SLEEPER HOLD

no hatin (which sadly will be used too many times)

 

[Elephant Walker19]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

That's what I said, but not if you ask a Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim.

D'ohoho, but I'm a Jew!

I see this going nowhere quick...

And I'm a Christian. Now let's go find a Muslim and we can all disagree together.

i'm buddhist,will that work?

 

[zombiejoe]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

That's what I said, but not if you ask a Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim.

D'ohoho, but I'm a Jew!

I see this going nowhere quick...

And I'm a Christian. Now let's go find a Muslim and we can all disagree together.

i'm buddhist,will that work?

Of course it will, now all we need is a Muslim, a Scientoligest, and an another random religion, and we can start selling tickets.