Two truths and a lie

[sagacious]

For those of you who haven't heard of this stupid-yet-fun game, its very simple. What you do is type down three things about yourself. Two of them have to be true the other a lie, doesn't matter what order you do them in. The object of the game is for other people to guess which one is the lie, so for the purpose of the game, put which one is a lie, (statement 1, 2 or 3) in spoilers.

Good luck, have fun

example:

I have been at the helm of a nuclear submarine
I have fired an M16 (for real)
I am or have been part of a military

Spoiler: the lie?

the third one

 

[Radeonx]

I lie very much.
I'm lying right now.
I can't tell if I'm lying anymore.

 

[bodyklok]

Radeonx is lying
I never lie
The cake is a lie

Spoiler

It's number 3.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I'm hot.
I'm cute.
I'm popular to boot.

 

[Macgyvercas]

1) I have Asperger's Syndrome
2) I have an extensive coin collection
3) I enjoy catching rays on the beach

Spoiler

Number 3 is an absolute lie. The sun is my mortal enemy

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Sanity enjoying twitter is a lie

I love taco's
I hate Taco's
I like taco's as a friend

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I like bacon.
I hate noodles.
I have irritable bowels.

Spoiler

The first one. I detest the stuff. And pork. And ham.

 

[Curtmiester]

I like apples.
I like pie.
I love talking.

 

[wrecker77]

I know karate
Ive shot someone
ime a caffine addict

Spoiler

number 2 is false

 

[The Austin]

I am from the future
I have a guinea pig as an avater
I'm bad at lying

Guess wich one!!!

 

[HT_Black]

I've crippled no fewer than three people in unarmed combat.
I can do the moonwalk.
I once wrestled three full-sized horses at once in a confined area alone and unarmed.

Go on...guess.

 

[jobobob]

I own a fedora..
I've been arested for stealing my own car.
I've been stabbed by a scotsman.

 

[Proteus214]

I have made a JRPG involving a bad guy who burned a roast beef sandwich.
There is at least one person on this earth that has a restraining order against me.
I currently play World of Warcraft.

Spoiler

I quit WoW 3 months ago.

 

[Valkyira]

I own a fedora..
I've been arested for stealing my own car.
I've been stabbed by a scotsman.

HAHA how can you steal your own car????
Anyway i think the lie is number 3

 

[dstryfe]

I am from the future

I enjoy Twitter.

Lies.

Chicken is the only type of meat that doesn't give me indigestion.
I see better in near-total darkness than in full sunlight.
I have neither been, nor ever hope to be, at Disneyworld.

EDIT:

I can do the moonwalk.

THAT'S MADNESS!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I am insane.
I am from an alternate reality.
I Replace my personality every so often so that different people get a chance to live through me.

go on, guess and suffer the consequences. Just A Few Souls More

 

[jobobob]

HAHA how can you steal your own car????
Anyway i think the lie is number 3

Ask the cops in Pheonix,AZ and you are correct.

 

[The Austin]

I am from the future

Lies.

Chicken is the only type of meat that doesn't give me indigestion.
I see better in near-total darkness than in full sunlight.
I have neither been, nor ever hope to be, at Disneyworld.

EDIT:

I can do the moonwalk.

THAT'S MADNESS!

WRONG SIR!!! The lie is that my avatar is a Guinea Pig!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

 

[Jedoro]

I've fired an M249 SAW
I've fired an M16
I've thrown live grenades before

Spoiler: The answer is...

Never fired an M16, but I have shot an M4

 

[Capo Taco]

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