Two truths and a lie

[captainordo]

3: I dont remember if i am a virgin or not.

....Am I gonna be the first one to ask about this?

You are the first one to ask about it, and yes, i am not sure if i am a virgin or not.

I fooled around with this chick at a party, we ended up making out for a couple of hours, even getting a bit frisky with our hands, and during that night i consumed a record amount (personal record) of alcohol, which turned out to black out almost the entire night from my memory, and in one of the gaps of my memory of the night i might have had sex, because we went into the bathroom together, and according to my mates we were in there for like 30 minutes or something and there were some noise coming from the bathroom, though my own memory blanked out as we were walking towards the bathroom, and my next memory of the evening was me and my friends sitting in the center of town a couple of hours later eating kebab waiting for the last bus home.
I have tried to find this girl afterwards in order to ask what we did, but i dont remember her name and my mates didnt know here either, so long story short: I dont know if im a virgin or not.

So has it been 9 months yet?

 

[soren7550]

1.) One of my hobbies is growing marigolds.
2.) Over the summer, I made a fire using a flint & steel and twigs/leaves/branches that became hot enough to melt glass.
3.) Currently waiting for my copy of Modern Warfare 2 Prestiege Edition that I actually spent $160 on.

Spoiler: Answer

The third one is the lie (haven't spent the $160 yet. Still paying for it.)

 

[Prof.Wood]

I have a cookie

I was a Highwayman, along the cost roads I did ride

I will give you the cookie if you tell me the refrence.

Johnny Cash The Highwayman
Can I has cookie ??

 

[Nargleblarg]

3: I dont remember if i am a virgin or not.

....Am I gonna be the first one to ask about this?

You are the first one to ask about it, and yes, i am not sure if i am a virgin or not.

I fooled around with this chick at a party, we ended up making out for a couple of hours, even getting a bit frisky with our hands, and during that night i consumed a record amount (personal record) of alcohol, which turned out to black out almost the entire night from my memory, and in one of the gaps of my memory of the night i might have had sex, because we went into the bathroom together, and according to my mates we were in there for like 30 minutes or something and there were some noise coming from the bathroom, though my own memory blanked out as we were walking towards the bathroom, and my next memory of the evening was me and my friends sitting in the center of town a couple of hours later eating kebab waiting for the last bus home.

So has it been 9 months yet.
I have tried to find this girl afterwards in order to ask what we did, but i dont remember her name and my mates didnt know here either, so long story short: I dont know if im a virgin or not.

Well look at the bright side at least it's not a definite NO like the rest of us.

 

[Artemis923]

H.P. Lovecraft is one of my favorite authors.
I can quote the entire LoTR movie trilogy word for word.
I shot a man in Reno.

Spoiler

Sadly, I have not shot a man in Reno. T-T

 

[Russia208]

my second sentence is a lie
my third sentence is a lie
my first sentence is a lie

 

[Florion]

I dislike socializing.

I spend more time on the computer than I do in conversation with real people.

I'm Canadian.

Spoiler

The first, naturally. I love people. I avoid them because of my anxiety disorder - I'm terrified of my own voice when I think it could be judged or even when I think I could be in a situation where I would be afraid (because my voice chokes up when I'm scared).

I find it wonderful/astonishing/mirabilis that people, maybe because the possibility that their statement is a lie protects them, are opening up with very personal details. Everyone has something.

 

[Icehearted]

I will likely never have any kids.
I graduated high school three years in advance of my peers.
I've done modeling.

Spoiler

First one, I have a daughter.

 

[Shycte]

I have a cookie

I was a Highwayman, along the cost roads I did ride

I will give you the cookie if you tell me the refrence.

Johnny Cash The Highwayman
Can I has cookie ??

Here you go

*hands over cookie*

And welcome to the Escapist.

 

[Fronken]

3: I dont remember if i am a virgin or not.

....Am I gonna be the first one to ask about this?

You are the first one to ask about it, and yes, i am not sure if i am a virgin or not.

I fooled around with this chick at a party, we ended up making out for a couple of hours, even getting a bit frisky with our hands, and during that night i consumed a record amount (personal record) of alcohol, which turned out to black out almost the entire night from my memory, and in one of the gaps of my memory of the night i might have had sex, because we went into the bathroom together, and according to my mates we were in there for like 30 minutes or something and there were some noise coming from the bathroom, though my own memory blanked out as we were walking towards the bathroom, and my next memory of the evening was me and my friends sitting in the center of town a couple of hours later eating kebab waiting for the last bus home.
I have tried to find this girl afterwards in order to ask what we did, but i dont remember her name and my mates didnt know here either, so long story short: I dont know if im a virgin or not.

So has it been 9 months yet?

it's been like 3 years since that night, and i havent heard from her yet, so hopefully i dont have a kid somewhere.

 

[ddon]

#1 i prefer running over cycling. #2i can play violin. #3 i hate animals with scales.I think Shinji gets too much hate.

Spoiler

i love snakes and lizards i even have a pet snake so crossout #3. you will be surprised how cute a cornsnake slithering around is!.

 

[12345cyclone]

I hate PETA. crazy motherfuckers

Refer to the above for definition of PETA.

 

[War Penguin]

I'm allergic to chocolate
I'm not a virgin
I get high grades regardless of my intelligence bashing

I'm going to be greatly impressed by whoever guesses correctly.

 

[Woem]

I'm allergic to chocolate
I'm not a virgin
I get high grades regardless of my intelligence bashing

I'm going to be greatly impressed by whoever guesses correctly.

They're all lies! Hihi.

 

[Jedamethis]

There is no spoon
Everyone is crap
I have lied about my age more than once

my second sentence is a lie
my third sentence is a lie
my first sentence is a lie

does not compute, impossible *BOOM*