Two truths and a lie

[SoldieroFortune]

I have worked in a circus.
I own one of every single Call of Duty game yet produced.
I have never kissed a girl.

Spoiler

The second one. I don't have a PS2, so I don't have the one that came out only for that system.

 

[Capo Taco]

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[Erja_Perttu]

I was named after a telepathic alien from Doctor Who

I have played guitar in front of thousands of people

In a second hand book shop, I found an invite to a meeting which happened in the 1940's, is listed as top secret on the invitation and which appears on no offical register.

Spoiler

Number 1 is a lie. I was named after a character in Blake's Seven

 

[SmilingKitsune]

A)I once burned myself with a cigarette, just to see what it feels like.

B)I love Jar-Jar Binks.

C)I think love is silly and a waste of time.

Spoiler

The lie is C, I'm actually a hopeless romantic, yay for love!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I was named after a telepathic alien from Doctor Who

I have played guitar in front of thousands of people

In a second hand book shop, I found an invite to a meeting which happened in the 1940's, is listed as top secret on the invitation and which appears on no offical register.

Spoiler

Number 1 is a lie. I was named after a character in Blake's Seven

Ha, the third one... I have an invite to go to a very exclusive resturant + 1 extra person
I got it at least 20 years too late...

 

[DigitalSushi]

I am from the future
I have a guinea pig as an avater
I'm bad at lying

Guess wich one!!!

this actually made me laugh.

1 - I can learn a language just by hearing it for long enough.
2 - I've had two weeks in the French Legion.
3 - I've crashed into a police car.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I was named after a telepathic alien from Doctor Who

I have played guitar in front of thousands of people

In a second hand book shop, I found an invite to a meeting which happened in the 1940's, is listed as top secret on the invitation and which appears on no offical register.

Spoiler

Number 1 is a lie. I was named after a character in Blake's Seven

Ha, the third one... I have an invite to go to a very exclusive resturant + 1 extra person
I got it at least 20 years too late...

Does it have an expiration date? If it doesn't, you're in there!

 

[BeastofShadow]

this actually made me laugh.

1 - I can learn a language just by hearing it for long enough.
2 - I've had two weeks in the French Legion.
3 - I've crashed into a police car.

I'm gonna say 2

 

[Lord George]

I always lie
I always tell the truth
I enjoy throwing bits of sponge's at car.

 

[Julianking93]

My name means Youthful King

I'm Vegetarian

I'm a member of PETA

Guess!!!!

[spoiler/]The 3rd one. I maybe vegetarian, but I hate PETA. crazy motherfuckers[/spoiler]

 

[Micklet]

I like bacon.
I hate noodles.
I have irritable bowels.

Spoiler

The first one. I detest the stuff. And pork. And ham.

Jewish? or just have jewish eating habits?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I like bacon.
I hate noodles.
I have irritable bowels.

Spoiler

The first one. I detest the stuff. And pork. And ham.

Jewish? or just have jewish eating habits?

No. I just really hate the taste and smell. But wierdly, sausages are alright.

 

[dmwr]

I am related to malcolm and Angus Young (From AC/DC for those who don't know)
I can eat as much as i want and not get fat
I will help some with something that will will not effect me in anyway

 

[A random person]

I think Shinji gets too much hate.
I dislike Haruhi.
I think Oblivion was overrated.

Spoiler

The second one, which was probably rather obvious. I absolutely love the series to bits.

 

[rdaleric]

1) my uncle is an MP
2) I have met a member of Led Zeppelin
3) My Girlfriend is a descendent of King Charles II

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

My nickname is Bear.
I absolutely abhor romance.
I have an unreasonable love for Tauren.

Spoiler

The second, I'm a hopeless romantic to a very high degree.

 

[DigitalSushi]

this actually made me laugh.

1 - I can learn a language just by hearing it for long enough.
2 - I've had two weeks in the French Legion.
3 - I've crashed into a police car.

I'm gonna say 2

nope, its 3 actually, I don't drive.

 

[RYjet911]

Dumbledore dies
Ocelot is faking it
YOU ARE STRELOK

 

[DigitalSushi]

this actually made me laugh.

1 - I can learn a language just by hearing it for long enough.
2 - I've had two weeks in the French Legion.
3 - I've crashed into a police car.

I'm gonna say 2

wheres your two truths and a lie? i've scoured this thread and I can't see it dude.

THAT'S MADNESS!

madness? THIS IS THE ESCAPISTS!

*kicks dstryfe into bottomless well*

 

[LaBambaMan]

I have an almost homoerotic love for G1 Jazz from Transformers
I think Final Fantasy 7 was a spectacular piece of art
I got stabbed outside the 7-11 one time in high school

Spoiler

It's #2, fuck that game and all the abominations that have come since