U.S. Government Proposes "Internet Kill Switch"

GLo Jones

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I'm really very interested to see what exactly a 'cyber-9/11' would be like. Seriously, what the hell are they imagining?
 

MurderousToaster

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I have an issue with this.

Turning off the internet?

You'd have to turn off every ISP in the world to "turn off the internet".

Somehow or other I doubt that anyone outside of la la land will appreciate this.
 

Flionk

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You know, there's a certain merit to the idea of governmental control over mass communications in a time of crisis, in theory at least. Uncontrolled communications means a lot of miscommunication, which can cause panic in an already unsettled population, whereas if the government has control over primary communication channels it's in a better position to keep people calm and make sure they only know what they need to in order to get through the crisis. I recall back when the 'Swine Flu' was a big thing, there was a lot of wild speculation and misinformation flying around Facebook and Twitter and all those social networking things, and by the time I even heard about the damn thing everyone was convinced that a simple flu virus would be the end of us all. And that wasn't even a genuine crisis!

Now this doesn't mean I support the bill. I only think that controlling information is good in theory. In practice, this bill only arranges for the blocking of communications, with no provisions for arranging government-controlled spreading of information. Plus I don't trust the US government to hold that sort of power, even if they did manage to actually make it work on a technical level. Plus there's the little fact that it somewhat works directly against that whole 'freedom' idea that the government was founded on. Let's not forget Ben Franklin's advice: "Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lost both."
 

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El Poncho said:
Ofcourse because when people are panicing having no internet will make it better.
You nailed it!
Let's take this fictive(but possible) example:
There's a calamity(a city get's nuked for example).
And you want to be informed, find out what really happened.
But on the Internet, those darn commies will try to feed you false information!
So just let papa US, tell you how everything raps up on the news(if he feels like it), while he's fixing the problem.

I hope you guys get my conspiracy theory point.
I mean the power to turn off the net is awesomely destructive, in the wrong hands. Good news that the US government is 100% good and won't ever do anything wrong. We must trust those nice guys.

Anyway, the only single not so solid argument they could have brought(but they didn't), is still a far fetched one: to stop SKYNET, or aliens that fry us through our communication devices.
 

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Hopeless Bastard said:
cainstwin said:
I would argue that the internet is an idea, and whoever thought of making a network accessible by anyone at all is the inventor of it.
I could technically patent that. Does that mean I owned the internet?
Besides, I'm sure there were ways for the public to access usenet and telnet before they could access the World Wide Web. I was just reading some Usenet discussions from 1983 yesterday, although those were posted by people at universities with usenet and/or arpanet access. Regardless, ever seen the movie War Games? There were modems available well before we had the web.
 

cainstwin

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Hopeless Bastard said:
cainstwin said:
I would argue that the internet is an idea, and whoever thought of making a network accessible by anyone at all is the inventor of it.
I could technically patent that. Does that mean I owned the internet?
well you would have to have sufficient proof. Im guessing as hes listed in news articles and is hailed by many to be the inventor of the internet, he has more proof that it is his idea. However, feel free if u can get away with it and then sue the US for interfering without your permission!
 

thethingthatlurks

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Aww, old people talking about things they don't understand are just too precious...
Ok, could somebody tell this guy that it's impossible to shut down a portion of the internet (even the Chinese thing isn't all restrictive, or look at the Iranian elections) unless you go directly for their servers? It might be possible to shut down the whole thing (if the ISPs are involved), but that would cripple the economy.
And some more random things:
1) I'm behind 7 proxies, dipshit!
2) What pray tell would a cyber 9/11 be? Some bloke stealing a few thousand people's identities? Yeah, that's not exactly a rare occurrence...
3) Continuing on that note, who the hell still uses "Cyber" to describe anything other than chat sex?
4) Stay the fuck away from my \b\
 

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I can see it be used like this:

"Mr. President! Cities on the West Coast have been bombed by terrorists!"
"Kill the Internet!"
 

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Andy Chalk said:
To counter those potential cyber-shenanigans, the bill would give a newly-formed National Center for Cybersecurity and Communications the authority to monitor the "security status" of private websites, ISPs and other net-related business within the U.S. as well as critical internet components in other countries. Companies would be required to take part in "information sharing" with the government and certify to the NCCC that they have implemented approved security measures. Furthermore, any company that "relies on" the internet, telephone system or any other part of the U.S. "information infrastructure" would also be "subject to command" by the NCCC under the proposed new law.
What. The. Fuck.

Who the hell do they think they are? I didn't know US law extended to other contries now. Although most US companies seem to think so (see the hilarious mails on piratebay.org).
 

cainstwin

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yoyo13rom said:
El Poncho said:
Ofcourse because when people are panicing having no internet will make it better.
You nailed it!
Let's take this fictive(but possible) example:
There's a calamity(a city get's nuked for example).
And you want to be informed, find out what really happened.
But on the Internet, those darn commies will try to feed you false information!
So just let papa US, tell you how everything raps up on the news(if he feels like it), while he's fixing the problem.

I hope you guys get my conspiracy theory point.
I mean the power to turn off the net is awesomely destructive, in the wrong hands. Good news that the US government is 100% good and won't ever do anything wrong. We must trust those nice guys.

Anyway, the only single not so solid argument they could have brought(but they didn't), is still a far fetched one: to stop SKYNET, or aliens that fry us through our communication devices.
Now you've broughgt skynet into the picture everything changes, WE NEED THAT KILL SWITCH!
(that was a joke just in case it wasnt obvious)
 

ShadowsofHope

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..Yeah, "Cyber 9/11"? Not falling for that one, Leiberman!

Although I live in Canada, the US Government can go and rightfully fuck itself with this. Rather daft to to think they can shut down the entire internet in case of "emergency", it cripples them more than it does anything else.
 

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Lizmichi said:
Oh my good lord. I can see it now, so we'll lose words in our language and they'll be able to listen to us threw our TVs. If anyone gets what I'm referencing I will be surprised.
I do, I forget what the book is called though.
 

theApoc

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I have seen people write some stupid things on discussion boards in my life, but seriously, it is like you idiots are trying to out do one another for the title of biggest internet moron.

If any of you dumbasses had taken the time to read even a little bit of the actual document, you would realize that it does not simply give them a "kill switch" but rather allows the president to declare a state of emergency. Allowing the situation to be assessed and appropriately addressed, just like any other emergency situation. It is no different than enacting the Emergency Broadcast System, Grounding Planes, or closing the ports.

Stop being stupid and do some freaking research.
 

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mrF00bar said:
Lizmichi said:
Oh my good lord. I can see it now, so we'll lose words in our language and they'll be able to listen to us threw our TVs. If anyone gets what I'm referencing I will be surprised.
I do, I forget what the book is called though.
It's definitely 1984. The giveaway is the loss of words in the language.
 

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GrinningManiac said:
OT: Is this just for the US? Cus I'm questioning why they would have any right to turn off British internet, considering A) They HAVE no right and B) We technically invented it
we didn't invent it but we put the most work into it out of all the parties involved
 

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Woodsey said:
Oh yeah?

Well the US government can suck my cock.
...
*shakes your hand*

OT-
Hmm..
We can destroy the internet!
But can't stop an oil spill.
 

Fearzone

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How did this idiot ever get voted into office?

I bet it would get hacked within a day.
 

SodaDew

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hmmm the US is starting to be more controlled then ever now that one man has the power to shut down the words #1 mean of communication.