Mr.Squishy said:
nomad240 said:
ungh seriously the american revolution.. * dons a gay british accent* Excuse me good sir what are you doing!
I am stealing your Battle plans for Hamburger hill!
Oohhh What a pickle! gurads dear guards shoot this man at once!
Tra! blam blam blam as he nobly rides away on his mustang gotta keep it amurican!
or better yet we can be assassinating General Howe or Sir Guy Carleton or or or even better the whole war of independance was a ruse for the evil church people and we have to HELP the british by assassinating american revolutionaries... yeah.. THAT game will sell.
and honeslty the emblem that kept flashing either before or after the numbers depending on what part of the loop you were on looked austrian in my own opinion
The american revolution? You want the Assassin's Creed game to take place there? Okay, I am all for new settings etcetera, but by god, why does it always have to be 'murrkuh that the game is set in? And if it's not america, then by god it's space america or medieval England. Because, you know, who wants to explore interesting settings such as the middle east, europe, Asia or Africa? Those are for losers! Everybody knows that everything ever has to be about America or some clever proxy for that travesty you call a country!
In fact, let's look at games by setting.
North america:
Fallout 1-2-3-NV
Saint's Row 1&2
Silent Hill (The entire franchise)
L.A. Noire
Max Payne 1&2
Prototype
Infamous
Duke Nukem (most, if not all of the games)
Homefront
Modern Warfare
GTA (The enitre fucking franchise)
A buttload of cowboy games
Bioshock (seeing as how the underwater city of Rapture was built to emulate 1950's America, and built by an american, I would say this counts)
South America:
Monkey Island (it IS set in the carribean, right?)
GUN, countless other western games (I think)
Postal 1&2
Half-life 2 (or at least a proxy representation)
Bloody likely Portal 1&2
Mirror's Edge
Europe: (Not counting 'Thedas', 'Albion'or other medieval england settings etc.)
Hellgate: London
Assassin's Creed 2 + Brotherhood
Middle East:
Assassin's Creed 1
Modern Warfare
Asia:
Yakuza (The entire franchise)
Army of two (at least one mission)
Africa:
Halo 3(Briefly, at least)
Can you see why I'm kind of pissed? What makes it worse is that you're a youngling nation with not even half as much interesting history or culture as pretty much the entire rest of the world.
So go ahead. Set another game in 'murrkuh. I'll just quietly weep for interesting settings somewhere that I don't disturb your terrorist hunting.
.... umm dude? I'm on your side.... two I'm from canada..... I thought it was obvious I was being a smart ass when I talked about stealing battle plans for hamburger hill... or donning the gay british accent (( note not the REGULAR bristish accent a distinctivly gay one) or when the hero nobily rides away from a hail of poorly aims stormtrooper bullets. or when I SAID AM-URRR-ICAN OR EVEN THE PART When I flipped to the other sdie and we can stab american revolutionaries like George washington.... and the words THAT WILL SELL noted written in a sarcastic manner..which makes me beleif you were looking for a point to ***** at some one and the piddilyness of american history.
and yes mister genius cowboy games are set in the WILD WILD WEST! in THE STATES! I've never herd of a russian cow boy! Git ah-long widdle dwoggies! or better yet french cowboys! they could ride up and down the streets of Canne and ruin their film festival. Also I think GUN counts as a cowboy game that you pointed out obviously
Calling Bioshock Amurican is stupid for the influnces do ring to that of a glitzy chicago mixed with a little Vegas. yes but the over tones and over 2/3rds of the fuckign cast were British/ german/ what ever! the only AMURICAN is fucking Ryan! you pompus douche bag! you probably didn't even read the whole of my post you know? you just saw the word american and flipped a fucking gaskette. I'm not sure if you were havng a bad day.. or don't agree with the fuck osama parties breaking out every where! but lashing out like a child isn't the answer
Modern Warfare has Americans IN THEM! they are fighting in the Bering Sea no where near the states... then its off to the middle east where some dude gets shot! America in vades there while the BRITISH S.A.S yes those scary mother fuckers go dancing through Soviet Union leaving a dance of gore to hunt one terrorist mother fucker. so I guess your right IN ONE persective of your ***** rant.
it's Modern Warfare 2 that has the Russians invading America after you do a mission as an american trying to infilrate previous terrorist group by mowing through the crowd at a RUSSIAN airport! if you didn't hear that controversy are you hiding your head under a rock?
Also you forgot American Mcgee's Alice marked under British
Command and Conquer Generals where you play as U.S.A or China or the G.L.A ( Gobal Liberation army)
Command and Conquer Red Alert 3! Russia, Japan, and AMURICA
Call of Duty one TAKES PLACE in ALL OF EUROPE!
for Japan you also have POKEMON! if your including games like Mirrors Edge then this counts too. also Izuna Legend of the unemployed ninja ( the recession hit everyone)
for space I've also got Sid Meier's Alpha Centari, Star wars jedi knight jedi Academy, Dawn of War ( 1 and 2) Sins of a Solar Empire and American Mcgee's Scrapland... none of which have the SLIGHTEST Reference to Amurrrica.... and that just the crap have laying around my computer.
you also Forgot
South America
Mercenaries 2 World in Flames
Just Cause 2
the Uncharted series ( 1 and 2
Europe
the Saboteur
and the Sly cooper collection where the SPECIFY IN THE FIRST GAME they thare in PARIS FRANCE, the BYOUS ( spelling) of Lousiiana, Asian mountains, and the clockwork caves for the final boss (( and just a side note I THINK THEY MADE THAT ONE UP!)) * double note on the smart assery here with a hint of condisention .please
you have tomb raider who lives in britan and travels ALL OVER the WORLD!.. you hear me THE WORLD!
Wolfenstein ( the remake of this game isn't even that old! how did you forget this?))
Front missions 4 had you skating between Europe and South america
and guess what's French Jeanne D'arc for the Playstation Portable! yes it is a game! YES it is turn based tactics oh and before I forget
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TOTAL WAR GAME!
Rome, Medevil, Empire, Napoleon, Shogun
Africa
Resident Evil 5 (( THAT controversy was short lived I'm suprised I remember this one ( note condisention )
far Cry 2
Japan
the TENCHU series (( ninjas killing. not something that happens often in the states... Batman TAs not included ))
Ape Escape
the world ends with you ( if bioshock is American then this is strictly Japanese with it's districts and dirty dog statues
you lay in Fantasy you have Valkiryia Chronicles ( 1 and 2) the names change but it is SO WW2 with black haired jews) Fables ( and that is SOO england ) Monster Hunter ( all in a fantasy random world..no reference to America
and for the states FYI your missing Vampire: The Masquerade : Bloodlines where the only foriegn blood is the Necropheliac vampires.. and an angry german vampire hunter.... and a couple of british voice actors... am I missing anything... oh yeah.. what the fuck is wrong with american history! they have some of the bloodiest past most countries could never even dream of.. thanks in part to their birth happening around the same time as the gun! the first minigun was first used in the american civil war.... well the first Recorded use as far as I know. when push came to shove and they had no one to fight.. THEY FOUGHT themselves!. jumped in the tail end of two world wars ( note EVERYONE participated) failed at an attempt to curb communism, had a who has the bigger stick contest with said communist country. oh and sprinkled inbetween all of this is the emergance of organized crime the death of the last lawless land ( psst hint it was the west!) have gangs going to war against each other
AND
if your looking for Shooters strictly your looking at the united states of america the land of more disposable income since the invention of repeating rounds! these games SELL to a MARKET! why would I make a third person action game about a french revolutionary leading Paris to liberty? I being chuck everyman or tommy twelve year old want to either relax with some mindless gore or just have stupid fun...NOT that I'm saying all games should be pointed in that direction it's just selling right now... it's whats popular and if you disagree with that.. look at the sales numbers of Halo... compare it to..... ANYTHING! mix and match games if you want. THAT'S. WHATS. SELLING!
you know what... I think that needed more cap locks ha ha ha.
you know what... I'm probably gonna regret the response to this.