Ubisoft Unveils a Sexy Wii Minigame Compilation for Adults

[Danik93]

I'm waiting for the review! ;P

 

[Void(null)]

*Sighs*

Really? Really!?

I am saddened and disappointed by this as both a Swinger and a Gamer.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I suppose i'll be the one to ask it:

Does it use the wiimote as what we all thought it would be used as?

 

[GeorgW]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

That's just creepy, it'd be interesting to see its sales. Maybe the wii will finally get som fox news ttention! But it's not even sexy, if they were gonna stoop to this level they could have at least done it right. I mean 12+, WTF??

 

[GeorgW]

Didn't Extra Credits just now make an episode about EA's marketing?

Is this irony or cruelty?

This is ubisoft though.
And I don't actually see anything wrong with a sex game, I do have a problem with it being a bad one.

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

Herpderp, hawt gurlz!! Ubisoft...really?
The marketing strategy and the game concept have "FAIL" written all over it.

 

[Gerrawn]

I have a hard time comprehending what I just watched.
...
And theeere we go, now it sank in. I'm going to go and cry now.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

...Nintendo okayed this?

[small]I think I can hear my eyes crying.[/small]

 

[Nightfalke]

...Nintendo okayed this?

[small]I think I can hear my eyes crying.[/small]

Man, the standards to get that gold "Nintendo Seal of Approval" sticker on your game have really fallen in the past few years, haven't they?

Also...wha?

 

[Seneschal]

Why so Mormon, everybody? I don't see the problem, it looks like a Wii Sports that will get you laid. That's an improvement.

Plus, we live in the future! It's about time we get some kinky futuristic gadgets, porn movies are getting old.

 

[Thomas Valdez]

Am I the only one who is reminded of Superman 64 during the "flying through rings" portion? Just reeks of failure all around.

 

[castlewise]

Man, if ever a thread needed the double facepalm picture, this one is it.

 

[drisky]

Putting the Wiimote in your pants then slapping the a button seems kind of awkward. In an case this is the same thing as those "sexy" board games so its no big thing and it doesn't make games look worse as a whole, its just reaching that "I'm bored with congenital sex" demographic.

 

[Diegolomac]

Why do I have the impression that Extra Credits is going to comment on this very soon?

 

[Wintermoot]

what....the....fuck?
FoxNews is probably gonna make up another rape story.
and how did this pass QC at Nintendo? I thought they wanted too keep a family image! I know this isn't as bad as Rapelay but still!

 

[Wintermoot]

...Nintendo okayed this?

[small]I think I can hear my eyes crying.[/small]

they kinda stopped caring, ever since companies figured out you can make games at a shoe lace budget Nintendo slapped seals of quality on everything (kinda devalues the seal of quality)

 

[Folio]

You don't know where that controller has been! DX AAAH! So gross!

It has to be full of hand sweat and germs from friends and kids who don't wash their hands that often! And then they stick it in their buttcrack! DX This game is more perverted than advertised!

 

[Natdaprat]

There's obviously a huge untapped market in this. All the attractive, young adults will be all over this. Or just have sex, whatever.

 

[Cousin_IT]

This is sure to spice up the swinger parties I regularly throw...




...on my own

 

[TwistedEllipses]

it looks like a Wii Sports that will get you laid. That's an improvement.

Except it won't. Ever. Unless you're date is somehow really, really, really into spanking and rubbing his/her face against wii remotes and if that is true, you may want to steer clear of them...