"Unavoidable" Global Bacon Shortage Expected Next Year

[Darks63]

Just switch to turkey bacon in the meantime

 

[Arakasi]

I laugh at you pathetic fools with your addiction to bacon!
Mwahahaha!

 

[Overusedname]

There is no doubt in my mind that this will be the thing that gets people to stop pollution and climate change.

 

[nexus]

Bacon eaters are the cannibals during the apocalypse. It's true.

 

[chiefohara]

This would make one hell of a south park episode with Cartman hoarding bacon

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

That's our cue everyone, GET TO WORK!
Find a pig and fuck it, it's the only way to get more bacon! If they won't give us the bacon then we'll have to create our own by force!

 

[Scentedwiind]

But we ALL know that global warming thing is just a bunch of nonsense concocted by scientists. Wink wink nudge nudge don't say a word.

 

[RustlessPotato]

I am pretty sure Gay Marriage caused this. Because of Reasons.


(just in case : -----> <------- )

 

[DazBurger]

Being from Denmark, Im not worried.
We havent had any draught and out number one export is pork.
This could mean inflated prices and more income to the country.

 

[blackrave]

It's a good day to be hebrew/muslim/vegan/vegetarian
Or me, since I prefer beef/chicken/salmon/lamb/tuna/shrimps/TSP over pork
Anyway, stay strong porkophiles

My love no..... they can't take you, THEY CAN'T TAKE YOU FROM ME!

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Dear God! Is this what I think that is? What horrible person would do such thing?
I can understand and forgive genocide, but THIS is beyond my comprehension.
Why would someone ruin perfectly fine chocolate? WHY!?

 

[Soxafloppin]

I'm going to stock up on and freeze lots of bacon, to make it through this drought.

 

[Snotnarok]

It's okay they don't usually run out of the plastic they serve on burgers at my local fast food places when you ask for bacon, so no one will notice.

 

[Gladion]

It's okay they don't usually run out of the plastic they serve on burgers at my local fast food places when you ask for bacon, so no one will notice.

This. Also: Why is bacon funny? Seriously, it's worse than lolcats are.

Capcha: Water Gate. I'm sure this is a coincidence.

 

[In Search of Username]

[insert vegetarian smugness here]

 

[Zombie_Moogle]

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[Zombie_Moogle]

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[Zombie_Moogle]

gotta learn how to do that right

 

[conmag9]

Me: "...which is why we're hoping you guys can develop matter-energy-matter style replication in order to create a glorious new post-scarcity era."
Scientists: "For the last time, this isn't Star Trek!"
Me: "If you don't, we'll run out of bacon soon.
Scientists: "So, is Monday good for a proof of concept demonstration?"

 

[Meatspinner]

The peasants have no bacon?

Let them eat cake

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

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*SpectacularWebhead has gone batshit crazy through fear and is unable to make a relevant post at this time.