"Unavoidable" Global Bacon Shortage Expected Next Year

[DazBurger]

Being from Denmark, Im not worried.
We havent had any draught and out number one export is pork.
This could mean inflated prices and more income to the country.

 

[blackrave]

It's a good day to be hebrew/muslim/vegan/vegetarian
Or me, since I prefer beef/chicken/salmon/lamb/tuna/shrimps/TSP over pork
Anyway, stay strong porkophiles

My love no..... they can't take you, THEY CAN'T TAKE YOU FROM ME!

O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O
Dear God! Is this what I think that is? What horrible person would do such thing?
I can understand and forgive genocide, but THIS is beyond my comprehension.
Why would someone ruin perfectly fine chocolate? WHY!?

 

[Soxafloppin]

I'm going to stock up on and freeze lots of bacon, to make it through this drought.

 

[Snotnarok]

It's okay they don't usually run out of the plastic they serve on burgers at my local fast food places when you ask for bacon, so no one will notice.

 

[Gladion]

It's okay they don't usually run out of the plastic they serve on burgers at my local fast food places when you ask for bacon, so no one will notice.

This. Also: Why is bacon funny? Seriously, it's worse than lolcats are.

Capcha: Water Gate. I'm sure this is a coincidence.

 

[In Search of Username]

[insert vegetarian smugness here]

 

[Zombie_Moogle]

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[Zombie_Moogle]

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[Zombie_Moogle]

gotta learn how to do that right

 

[conmag9]

Me: "...which is why we're hoping you guys can develop matter-energy-matter style replication in order to create a glorious new post-scarcity era."
Scientists: "For the last time, this isn't Star Trek!"
Me: "If you don't, we'll run out of bacon soon.
Scientists: "So, is Monday good for a proof of concept demonstration?"

 

[Meatspinner]

The peasants have no bacon?

Let them eat cake

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

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noooooooooooooooo
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nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno
noooooooooooooooo
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*SpectacularWebhead has gone batshit crazy through fear and is unable to make a relevant post at this time.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

The peasants have no bacon?

Let them eat cake

Hold your tongue aristocratic scum! Lest we sick the guillotine on you.
VIVA LA BACONLUTION

 

[RJ 17]

I think we all know who's to blame here...

Spoiler: Wendy's

 

[FantomOmega]

Ironically I'm reading this while eating a giant bacon sandwich.

So suicide pact guys? I'll go be my emergency cyanide

I'll leave this here

*shakes angry fist* Damn you for showing me that!! Now I have to go to the kitchen to fry up some bacon to stop the horrible craving that picture induced!!

 

[FantomOmega]

"Bacon is for sycophants and the products of incest."

That is all

Just for you saying that I'm gonna fry some Tofu...

In BACON OIL with a large side of BACON