Uncivil War: Surgeon Simulator 2013 - Doctorin' Ain't Easy

Jim And Yahtzee

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Surgeon Simulator 2013 - Doctorin' Ain't Easy

Medical license? Jim and Yahtzee don't need no stinkin' medical license.

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Watching Yahtzee be so precise with that bonesaw grated on me a little. Everybody knows the best way to remove the ribcage is to grab the hammer and flail wildly.
 

Lightknight

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canadamus_prime said:
He's dead Jim.
I... love you for this statement. Thank you.

Jim, use a damn hammer for the ribs. Or a wrench. Aim for the sternum and bam, you're in business.



As the face of all of us fat guys, I expect better from you :p. Though I guess we could argue that your recent weight loss is impacting your ability to accurately represent us... still, thank God for Jim.
 

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It is amazing to think they've been doing this so long now and Yahtzee has only just managed to take the lead for the first time. For some reason, I imagined he would be way better than Jim when this first started.

Speaking of which, I reckon Yahtzee's screen was the most precise playthrough of Surgeon Simulator I have ever seen.
 

RJ Dalton

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"Like homeopathy: if you're next to some doctors, you take on the properties of doctors." That's not how homeopathy works. The doctors have to be immersed in water first.
 

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RJ Dalton said:
"Like homeopathy: if you're next to some doctors, you take on the properties of doctors." That's not how homeopathy works. The doctors have to be immersed in water first.
LOL :D


I think this cyber-replacement surgery should be part of the actual game, as well as some zombie related stuff (maybe the corpse tries to bite you?)
 

Evonisia

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So this is why SS 2013 was YouTube fodder, those physics are just mad. Well I guess that's the risk you take when engaging in a competition in a game with such bizarre logic.
 

Guffe

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You guys could do MarioKart next week, like 3 maps on timetrial and see who gets the fastest times. Or then 3 times on the same map to see who scores the best time.
That's my suggestion :) (I think you both have that game...??)

Funny episode, Yahtzee was really good at this!
 

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Have to say that Yahtzee's Facehugging ribcage was inspirational (he had that down to a T every time too!). Have to try that too next time I play this.
 

Muspelheim

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It was inevitable with those big sausage hands of yours, Jimmieboy! Hah!

I'm being awfully mean, but Yatzhee was unusually kind and gentle this episode.
 

Silentpony_v1legacy

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Yatzhee is just a little too good at this game. Like, its kinda creepy and I kept thinking of Marathon Man while watching him butcher his patient.
 

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I don't know what went wrong for Jim, patients make the best doctors! That's why everything goes great when inmates run the asylums.

Also, I realized roughly four minutes into the video that I'd maybe picked a bad time for lunch.
 

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"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology."
"no we don't!"
"Oh, well, just throw some power tools or some shit in there. He'll be fine."
RJ Dalton said:
"Like homeopathy: if you're next to some doctors, you take on the properties of doctors." That's not how homeopathy works. The doctors have to be immersed in water first.
Does Yahtzee have a degree in homeopathic medicine? I hope not, because that means his degree's in Baloney. Then I'd have to deploy the firehose.