Unexplained Zombie Outbreak?

Scarletmarine

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Hey, I was looking through some stuff when I found this story. After reading I thought it was made up but I checked out some more news on in and it turns out people were there and the body was real. What do you think, BullShit or Cover up?

Incident: I live in a very rural area surrounded by miles and miles of woodland that almost anything could hide in. Recently, I was driving home with an aunt of mine when we saw military/police helicopters combing the area with searchlights about 10 miles from our home. They seemed to be moving in a grid formation.
For the entire night, helicopters were patrolling the area. I expected to find out what was going on from the local TV station, but nothing was mentioned about the huge search. There was absolutely no media coverage whatsoever. A neighbor of ours who is part of the military was then "deployed" to Iraq. Is it possible he was an FVZA agent? Also, old-timers living in isolated cabins have talked of some "creature" moving around.
Over the next few days, we heard sporadic amounts of gunfire coming from inside the area swamps and the dense woodland to the north of our house. It is possible that it was hunters, but the chopper sweep and gunfire seemed connected, especially since they occurred in the same general area.
The story would end there but for recent events. In the last few months, people have been going missing. Armed "search parties" consisting of police squads have been looking for them, but none of the missing have turned up. In a lake near Alexandria, a man was found dead in the water, with bludgeon and cut wounds all over his body. The case is classified as "unsolved." Meanwhile, the nearby military base (40 miles away) has launched numerous live-fire exercises in the area around Alexandria, especially around the Air Force Bombing range.
Do you believe that we are dealing with vampires, zombies, or werewolves? I have taken the precaution of keeping a machete, shotgun, and pistol in the bedroom where a majority of us sleep. For more information, you can read the area newspaper, "The Town Talk."
[Comments from Dr. Pecos: I'm leaning toward zombies here, especially in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. We knew there was a decent possibility of a zombie outbreak after the hurricane. However, the bludgeoned body in the lake is puzzling. Perhaps it's unrelated. As for the old-timers, I would need more details about what they saw before attempting to draw any conclusions.
The FVZA is defunct, so the presence of helicopters and gunfire suggests to me that military is trying to defuse the situation best it can. If they had asked me, I would have told them to lose the helicopters, but no one has contacted me.
 

TunaCanner

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If this is a fake story, then I think you should be a writer, you'd be rich. If you get any evidence that it's real, if the movies are any indication of what happens to the first outbreak spot, then I would leave fast. Either way, awesome.
 

Birras

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If it's fake, you have a future as a writer. If not, go to the nearest Barnes&Noble, and buy The Zombie Survival Guide NOW.
 

Erana

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Hmm...
I suggest that you should move, but that's just me.
I, personally don't think it would be zombies. At least I hope not..
In any case, keep a gun.
Oh, and don't use a cell phone. Not if you're into Stephen King Zeds, that is.

Also, may we see the reputed "news" you refer to in the first few sentences?
 

Booze Zombie

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I call fiction. But should you be serious, I'd hop in a car and go on holiday for about a month.
 

CTU_Agent24

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FAKE!!!, Lol, dude... do you really expect anyone to believe this?
Don't get me wrong, great story (although a lot like resident evil...) but the 'Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency'... The thing seen on on MTV.. this http://www.fvza.org/index.html thing?
And you keeping a shotgun and a pistol in your bed?
Great story, but don't try to confuse people that it could be real..
 

Reaperman Wompa

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Get a hot Girlfriend but never ask her to do IT with you then swear to protect her while you carry a baby.
You will be safe.

Oh and practice a witty line to use after defeating the zombies, further info Zombie Survival Guide and How To Survive A Horror Movie
 

huntedannoyed

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Yea man, things are getting pretty wierd. check out this link, http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080810/ap_on_re_us/arch_collapses
we are in for bad times.
 

Somethingironic

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huntedannoyed said:
Yea man, things are getting pretty wierd. check out this link, http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080810/ap_on_re_us/arch_collapses
we are in for bad times.
Dear God, not the arches!
 

Doug

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Could it just be a plain serial killer? Or a serial-killer soldier? Either way, isn't it possible that there is a multiply murderer lurking around the swamps and they don't want to panic the (isolated) communities?
 

TerribleTerryTate

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I'm also a little confused as to why it has to tbe the undead. Hehe. Either way, if this is infact true - I suggest you get out of there, and quickly.
 

Zombie_King

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Doug said:
Could it just be a plain serial killer? Or a serial-killer soldier? Either way, isn't it possible that there is a multiply murderer lurking around the swamps and they don't want to panic the (isolated) communities?
That was my original conclusion. I've read a lot of zombie fiction (Stephen King, Max Brooks) and, I must say, they're pure fiction. This could be unexplained serial killings. Or I could be wrong about the zombie thing. If #2, take the advice of me and most others on this thread, and establish a safehouse and maintain contact with the residents of your town. Highly unlikely, but frightening if reality.
 

Alotak

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Ahhh brill i am so glad im on another land mass, Plus dont ya think that an Agresive attack from Werewolfs or Vamps would be worse as they are sentient therefore organised but tend not to spread as fast also the whole sleeping with the guns thing, it won't work as you will be asleep either of these two could brake into your house silently and you would be dead, however i sugest leaving town for a few weeks mabye into a military organiseation.
If its fake become a writer i know many have said this but they are right.
 

rottenbutter

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Please keep us posted on any further developments.
If this i real, then the world is about to get a lot more interesting.