Unique Superhero Powers

[Rusty Bucket]

To be able to instantly cook something to perfection.

 

[axia777]

If I could have any super power? I would want the power to create an extra dimensional space that I could enter and exit at will. When I entered and when I exited would only be milliseconds away so it would look like I would have never been gone at all. Inside this space I would have power over all of reality. Imagine a Holo Deck from Star Trek: The Next Generation, but under the control of my mind. Time would not pass for me in this space so I would not age and could spend as much time as I wanted. This way I could go in at work for example, do my work till it was finished, pop back out and look like a super genius. I could go in, lift weights, take a shower, eat lunch, get laid by my virtual babes, do more work, and come back out again still looking like a genius. Life would be sweet. I could be a lazy game playing bastard and super productive at the same time.

 

[Sir Broccoli]

the power to urinate lightning and rabid squirrels

Ouch!

I'd pick the power that will make my head explode and grow back again whenever I want it to.

 

[dekkarax]

Bear hands

 

[Sporky111]

I would be able to change the colour and design of clothing at will. Imagine the fun you could have at Bootlegger or Walmart.

 

[Sporky111]

I would want the power to shoot bees out of my hand.

This was done as a plasmid in Bioshock...I dont know if that counts as a superpower, but it is still awesome.

 

[KaZZaP]

The power to make anyone and everyone shit their pants, maybe more of a super villain power but think of the chaos you could unleash, muahahahaha.

 

[LewsTherin]

The ability to move through stone/sand as easily as walking.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

The Power To Give People Cancer

 

[DevilSaint44]

Ability to destroy computer viruses

 

[ChocoCake]

Control chocolate. Like Magneto...but with chocolate. Imagine all the cake...

 

[pieeater911]

The mighty power of Meat Vision. It's like laser vision...but with meat.

"Damn, I'm hungry."

"Really? *BAM!* "32 oz. steak for you. And here's some bacon to wash it down with *BAM!*"

"Thanks, Meat-man!" (I probably should think of a better name)

 

[gigastrike]

The ability to change around the keys on your keyboard at will.

 

[rekabdarb]

kill retards with any thought of my mind (retard meaning normal stupid person, not special ed person)

 

[GloatingSwine]

Most of those have probably been done on Legion of Superheroes at some point. They had some real lame powers on here...

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

I'd like the ability to take a painting that I create and make the contents exist in the real world, in whatever context I choose.

Failing that, I'd like the ability to create entire worlds on a canvas with just the power of thought, worlds which I can enter and exit at will. (This has actually been done once before, in a game. Name what it is and get a cookie.)

 

[rosac]

the ability to summon a suit of ahlo armour and assault rifle by pointing my finger and saying bang.

The ability to make knitted things come to life. SUPER STRANGLE JUMPERMON!

hehe

rosac

 

[jasoncyrus]

I'd like the ability to change people's physiology so they pee out their ears uncontrollably.

Either that or able to galvanise a single cell in someone's body. (septicaemia ftw!)

 

[hypothetical fact]

I'd like the ability to take a painting that I create and make the contents exist in the real world, in whatever context I choose.

Failing that, I'd like the ability to create entire worlds on a canvas with just the power of thought, worlds which I can enter and exit at will. (This has actually been done once before, in a game. Name what it is and get a cookie.)

It's all fun and games until someone paints trolls into your pictures.
I would have the power to expand and float away.

 

[Lord Krunk]

The amazing ability to know that this has been done before.

Also, the amazing ability to link to the Search Feature. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/search]