Unique Superhero Powers

[Signa]

the power to make people, of all genders, aroused.

switch the word aroused with orgasm and that could be my option #2

I already have that power. But I just choose to be selective on who I use it on.


(So does the superhero known as Orgazmo)

 

[Unholykrumpet]

See, I'd want to be someone in law enforcement, and have the power to turn any food currently being swallowed into poisonous plastic fake food, like wax grapes and fake fruits. People who take big bites will immediately die, and I'd love to be in the autopsy room when the cause of death is discovered.

"Another stupid person mistaking fake food for real food...what the hell is wrong with people nowadays. This is the fourth one this week! Cause of Death: Stupidity"

 

[Kukakkau]

the ability to make any sound at the most opputune moments. eg - fat person walking backwards = truck reversing sound

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

the ability to make any sound at the most opputune moments. eg - fat person walking backwards = truck reversing sound

You took mine, but I also thought of controlling rope.

 

[axia777]

If I could have any super power? I would want the power to create an extra dimensional space that I could enter and exit at will. When I entered and when I exited would only be milliseconds away so it would look like I would have never been gone at all. Inside this space I would have power over all of reality. Imagine a Holo Deck from Star Trek: The Next Generation, but under the control of my mind. Time would not pass for me in this space so I would not age and could spend as much time as I wanted. This way I could go in at work for example, do my work till it was finished, pop back out and look like a super genius. I could go in, lift weights, take a shower, eat lunch, get laid by my virtual babes, do more work, and come back out again still looking like a genius. Life would be sweet. I could be a lazy game playing bastard and super productive at the same time.

If only life was that simple...

Trouble is you'd probably never leave...so you'd enter like 18 and leave aged 80 or something

Maybe you missed the part were I said I would not age inside my extra dimensional space. I could enter, stay for a thousand years, in my time, and never age. When I came out it would be a billionth of a second past when I left so it would look like I never even left.

the ability to punch people through XBL

This power would actually kick a ten ton pile of ass.

 

[Avatar Roku]

The power to make people see common sense. For example, that the Romans killed Jesus, not the Jews. The Jews didn't crucify people! That is, if you are going to blame an entire population for the death of one person, which I find an extremely uninteligent and offensive thing to do. But I'm not going to turn this thread into this sort of discussion, so please ignore that.

I know you said ignore it, but I must thank you for showing me that at least a few people know. Now, Ignore us both!

Anyway, mine was taken; I wanted to make myself immemorable, so I could do whatever I wanted, kind of like invisibility.

 

[Meado]

The ability to tell Coke from Pepsi. Oh, wait, I already can

Or what about ironing clothes with my hands?

Oh, I know! The ability to make Wispa bars appear at will. *drools*

 

[philosophicalbastard]

The ability to come up with a creative superhero power.

 

[Neonbob]

The power to grant my own wishes.
Cheap? Maybe. But awesome as hell nonetheless.

 

[Incompl te]

my superpower is sarcasm

its not changing into random colors?

mine would be to change the basic laws of the universe at whim

think of the confusion!

no telling someone they're cool..then they're like "wow am I really". And ill be like "lolatchu noob never"

 

[Amund]

Okay, post a power you think has never been done, and if someone notices it has, please correct them.

Power: If read aloud, anything you've written by hand will come true.

Power already used in a book.




If I had a power, it would be the power to summon, bunnies, kittens and flying pigs all of whom I would have complete control over! Plus, the would all breath fire and piss acid.

 

[linchowlewy]

the ability to punch people through XBL

Coming soon as an XBOX peripheral!

already been made and even better, it's multi-platform

Spoiler

 

[Washboard]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m8H8u110O4k&feature=related

It will answer some questions about...certain...superheroes/powers, <3 Stephen lynch

 

[TheTygerfire]

<a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.79805?page=1>*COUGH*

Except I'm not asking anyone what THEIR power would be....
I'm asking them to just come up with a random one but they're doin' it rong, so stop coughing please.

And thanks for telling me what book *rolls eyes*

 

[Jaythulhu]

I agree though that it would be nice to knock some sense into dumb people on TV. That's why I can't stand to watch soap operas, judge shows or daytime "talk" shows (more like arguing shows). They are chock full of idiots. At least on sitcoms, there are supposed to be dumb people on there to make us laugh.

Yeah. I think I'd spend most of my stepping into and out of the fox news stupidio offices.

Your chosen power would actually work pretty well in conjunction with mine. Being slapped upside the head can only be made a bit worse by not knowing who did it.

 

[samsprinkle]

The ablility to make water instantly evaporate. (i.e. make that special 70% of the human body disappear...mwuhahahah!)

 

[Lord Beautiful]

The power to top anything anyone can come up with. Ever.

The power to top that.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Here's my standard super-hero power answer, which happens to ve rather unique. The ability of reality manipulation. That makes you into a god-like figure, which means, well, you get it.

 

[Spacelord]

As I believe I posted in a thread with an almost identical topic, I'd love to have the ability to step in to tv shows and slap stupid people upside the head.

I dream of having this power whenever I see America's Funniest Home Videos hosted by Bob Saget, only with a lead pipe instead of my bare hands.

 

[Vuzzmop]

The power to turn into a naturist, but only when I'm naked.