Mad World said:
Vault101 said:
so you find everything about gayness to be wrong? I dont get that..even if your religion says so it doesnt matter what other people do...it doesn harm me or anyone
Yes - I do.
If you don't believe in Jesus and what the Bible says, it's pretty difficult for me to argue my point.
Anyway, it may not directly hurt me, but God is still against it; therefore, so am I.
I assume you're also against haircuts and never wear clothes with polyester blends.
Do you yell at girls for having "braided hair" because it isn't proper and biblical enough?
And fortune telling, do you refuse to eat/open fortune cookies?
Hopefully you don't wear any pearls or gold(like say a wedding ring) because Timothy asserts how unchristian that is.
There's a lot of non-virgin women around dude, havent you read the bible? "But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you." (Deuteronomy 22: 20-21)
You'd better get out there and throw some rocks at women, unless of course you aren't a good Christian.
except of course you also have to be a pacifist at the same time "But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also." (Matthew 5:39)
And I hope you don't have tattoos, because the bible explicitly forbids those.
And you've never masturbated, or used a condom, or pulled out during sex, or had sex with a woman on her period I assume?
And while we are on that vein: "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28) I sure hope you have never looked at a woman and thought she was attractive if she wasn't your wife, because that would make you an adulterer.
Do you have a brother? Because if he dies, the bible says you're supposed to fuck his wife.
Have you ever picketed outside of restaurants that serve oysters, crabs, shrimp, lobster, prawns, clams, pigs, rabbits and told them they are going to hell? I assume you don't eat those things either, right? Because God hates people who eat those.
Oh and if you cut off a child's balls, they are going to hell and may no longer become a Christian. Which makes perfect sense, how dare an infant let itself be overpowered and abused, it deserves to burn in eternal hellfire.
Oh and don't forget female teachers, they are condemned to hell as well, for having authority over men. You should write some letters to your congressmen to get teachers to be exclusively male, lest too many women be sent to hell for their sins.
Oh and while you're at that, be sure to ask them to reform the justice system to cut off the hands of thieves like the bible says.
But of course after you cut off their hand, make sure you give them all your stuff because: "And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also." (Matthew 5:40)
Have you been keeping track of your mother? I certainly hope she has never prayed without wearing a hat or shawl because if so you should fear for her eternal soul. "But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head..." 1 Corinthians 11:5
Oh and don't forget retards or just plain weird people:
"For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken. No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God." (Leviticus 21:18-21)
Oh here's another good one: "For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him." (Leviticus 20:9)
I hope you've never cursed your parents. You were never like 11, and said "i hate you mom you're the worst. I wish you would just go away" right? Because if you ever did that... man you should kill yourself. And if your parents didn't kill you they must be pretty big sinners.
Man you know that like 70% of Swedish people are unbelieving atheists/agnostics who reject God?: "If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, 28 then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. 29 You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters."(Leviticus 26:27-30)
Holy fuck man, we had best stay out of Sweden they are all baby cannibals right?
Pictured: Godless Swedish Cannibals, presumably preparing for a baby murder spree.
Oh wait... that is unless of course you just like to cherry pick things in the bible like its a fucking buffet. Oh yeah this is the word of God: fags are evil, oh wait but this passage is out of place I like me some rabbit stew, oh here's one non-Christians go to hell: I'll have some of that, no haircuts?: nah I'll just ignore that one. God only really means the bible passages that I arbitrarily agree with because my parents/pastor raised me to be human silly putty, right? With an emphasis on the silly.