Someone should mod this game so that the two choices of suits are, instead of elegant vs practical, butt-flap pj's vs chicken suit. Actually, no, scratch that. Someone should remake the game so that instead of good vs evil its butt-flap pj's vs chicken suit. Instead of "good" or "evil" choices there would be "butt-flap pj's" or "chicken suit" choices. And depending on what outfit you choose you get starkly contrasting powers. And all the seemingly big choices won't matter and all the seemingly inconsequential choices will have a huge influence on the butt-flap pj's/chicken suit-o-meter. Or something. Someone should get on this. Anyone who wants to collaborate, contact me through here (escapist). I've been trying to figure out where to go next in my life, and this seems as good a direction as any. Seriously. I'd be willing to do this, but I can't do it alone. This is not a joke. This would be awesome. BioCluck WILL BE A REALITY!
EDIT: Seriously. This should happen. Everyone on the comments is crying fowl (rimshot) about this, it's too good an opportunity to pass up.
EDIT: Seriously. This should happen. Everyone on the comments is crying fowl (rimshot) about this, it's too good an opportunity to pass up.