Unskippable: Fable 3

[thethingthatlurks]

Wow, Peter Molyneux must really hate chickens, or at least Angry Birds, judging by what the hapless fowl must endure...

Anyway, funny as always! Looking forward to next Monday (can't believe I actually meant that...)

 

[Ayjona]

I've never watched Unskippable before, but try as I might, I could not quite understand the idea, concept, purpose, etc. Is it supposed to be humorous?

(I'm not being sarcastic, but truly curious.)

 

[dkyros]

Gotta be me some buttflap pants... also who lets the dog sleep under the covers... little weird.

 

[Thedarkness77]

this way one of the best unskipables in a while.

 

[BX3]

I shall dedicate my first post to asking the following.

What the hell was wrong with that cook? Surely he had better things to do with his time than to relentlessly pursue a chicken with a gun. Did a chicken kill his family or something?

 

[Calcium]

Ah, good stuff. If only you could get an "Armageddon Foundry" through the evil choices as King.

Have been looking through all the Unskippables recently and may have to admit I'm liking them more than Zero Punctuation.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

I never noticed the L & R on the flag b4 lol Best. Fowl. Ever. Indeed!

I'm not sure if Graham and Paul already knew it, but the LR most likely stands for "Logan Rex"

Rex is Latin for king, so basically it would mean "Logan the King"

In England you'll see the initials ER (and previously GR) on our Royal Mail post boxes and other places. It stands for "Elizabeth Regina" Which is latin for "Elizabeth the Queen."

Enjoy your useless trivia, fact fans!

 

[bdcjacko]

Truly that chicken is a king among men.

 

[Kukakkau]

Chicken!?! Nooooooo!

The chicken lives by the way - I don't know how, but as you pass the kitchen later a black chicken walks out and runs off

Chicken god mode on

 

[Sargonza]

That chicken really cocked it up!

(geddit, because a male chicken... nevermind)

 

[Something Amyss]

Fable III: Clucked edition.

I can't seem to face up to the facts, I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
This Colonel Sanders job is getting me down
Crazy chicken chasin' me all over town well....

Psycho Chicken--WTF?

Seriously, though, that cutscene was awesome while the chicken was in it. You get the feeling Molyneux knew he was going to be mocked anyway and tossed this in as a flak jacket? A feathered flak jacket?

 

[roostuf]

that..was the best...FUCKING...chick..en EVER!!!!!

 

[Hero in a half shell]

So what does the outfit choice dictate?

R.I.P. K.F.C.

 

[Mydnyght]

Bawwww, you don't get to play as the chicken? No fair!! >_<
We need more games that let you play as chickens, for all I can think of is that Chicken Run game (there was one, right?).

Well, that and that Eternal Champions game for the Sega CD:

 

[retterkl]

That prince must have had a very beagle upbringing.

 

[Lilitu]

I could never play that game. How should I ever overcome the death of chicken?! T.T
Oh chicken, why, oh why did you have to die?!

 

[shadyh8er]

Also, who the hell shoots a chicken?

The same chef that throws 3 knives at once in a town that requires a questionable motion for making teapots.

 

[redeyecoyote]

For shame, Unskippable.

When that chicken was shot--though I know you were racked with grief--you missed a prime opportunity for a "and that was the X time I died," joke.

 

[Roganzar]

Damn you Peter Molyneux and your hatred of chickens and butt-flap jammies.

 

[CG NUTS]

Also, who the hell shoots a chicken?

why does a chef have a loaded gun in his kitchen anyway