Unskippable: Final Fantasy XII

[Ryan_26]

That was a great episode guys, "okay can you see the giant chicken I'm riding too? I dropped acid earlier and I'm just checking. It's great to see games that I've played be made fun of too. "Hello ladies; wait are they bunnies? I'm actually okay with that."

 

[Tdc2182]

I love that someone says this every time we do a JRPG, no matter how many other games we do.
Paul and I honestly joke about how long it'll take for someone to say it. Page 4 is a new record actually, usually it's much sooner.

Too Human? Borderlands? Riddick? Prototype? Red Faction?
No no, we only make fun of Japanese games, clearly.

And thats what Im saying when you guys do make fun of those games people tend to enjoy it more. Its just you guys do a bunch of Jrpgs that no one has heard of and while they are funny, its us not really knowing much about the material, so we can't relate.

PS. I also appreciate that you do look at our feedback, sorry if I seem like a whiney B***h

 

[mawk]

"this is very important! can you see the chicken I'm riding on, too? I dropped acid earlier, and I don't know what's going on!"

that line was just amazing. nice job again, you guys.

funny that they chose the twelfth installment to give their magic any sort of chant, even if it is only that one spell, and only in cutscenes.

magic always rhymes. who knew?

personally, I don't find that the obscurity of the game they're reviewing really affects the experience for me. I know what to expect from the cutscene itself, of course, but the humour itself is relatively free of context dependency.

then again, it is sort of fun contrasting my first thoughts on the cutscene with their commentary.

 

[Aptspire]

Did I hear "Army of bunny girls"?
Because I think I heard "Army of Bunny Girls"

What series is this?

Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, it has a pretty good "(dis)prove the witch's existance" plotline (though that starts around ep 5)

 

[abgaxel]

Ah, Final Fantasy 12, you rascally devil. A six minute cutscene of death and war, a tutorial level, then everyone dies, the game shakes the etch-a-sketch, and you get to play for reals in a completely different game. All the while it smugly pokes and nudges you going "oh, it's all tied together, wait and see, I was planning it all along, cuz I'm so smart."

 

[Trivun]

Loved it, great as always. Could we see a Kingdom Hearts one at some point to tie in with this, please? And that's coming from an FF/KH fan... But yeah, great video and I loved the 'Acid' bit too

 

[CmdrGoob]

Turtle neck armour? Bunny rabbits? Giant chickens? Flying shoes?

lol, Final Fantasy games are so stupid looking.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Apparently Final Fantasy games really are ripping off Star Wars. *reference to Dirge of Cerberus episode*

 

[Endocrom]

Aw, you didn't mention how all the knights fighters were shaped like horse heads, like it's some x-treme version of future chess.

 

[Lithary]

Ok lol.. do some people actually think that this is funny!?
I've just spent 6mins of mine life for nothing...
I can't even imagine how stupid dull and pointless their BAD reviews are if this is a good 1...

 

[Comma-Kazie]

One of the better one I've seen. Probably FF is really easy to make fun of.

I agree--I haven't laughed this hard since they did FF VII Dirge of Cerberus.

 

[bickster]

Another great great Unskippable, had me laughing the whole time. But I would like to make one note ... we all know that only FF7 and Cloud had a main character with spikey hair that can't be pulled off right? I mean Squall, Zidane, Yuna, Tidus, and Vaan pretty much all had the same hair cut lol

Squall had his hair sleek backed

while Zidane has his combed down

Tidus has spiky hair

Yuna had long hair

Vaan had has his long spiky bangs all over his head

The word pretty much summed it up. They used the same cut, brushed/combed different. Tidus didn't have spikey hair, it didn't stand up which is the definition of spikey, and FF10 Yuna had similar cut with a ponytail at the back, and the Vaan look is easy to pull, since it's close to what I sport now.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

That dropping acid line was hilarious, you could hear him wanting to laugh when he said it.

 

[bickster]

Noooo, I said they didn't have spikey hair not crazy hair. Half the styles in FF even without the spikes would take 1/2 hour - hour to actually do up if you wore yourself. Not too mention that most JRPG's do have character sets that are teens. Though I can agree mostly on the andrognous point.

 

[nothingdeletemeplease]

This game sucked

 

[ssgt splatter]

UGH! Enough of the Russle Crow jokes!

Good video nonetheless.

 

[Nurb]

No jokes about a lesbian wedding? he looks like a chick! I guess there are no men in final fantasy anymore, only small breasted women who occasionally have beards

 

[ninjajoeman]

help nabudis has fallen and he cant get up

has this ever happened to you?

Well get the meaningless beeper neck thing ,that makes a loud beep, so you have something to play with when you are laying there

Did I hear "Army of bunny girls"?
Because I think I heard "Army of Bunny Girls"

wtf albino chicks with vampire teeth and neon hair...oh and they are rabbits?

one on the left"just humor him, act all serious and salute him"
one on the right "Oh, ok wait why is our commander a ferret?"

 

[Strife2GFAQs]

It's pretty sad that (based on Dissidia) Cloud and Squall are some of the least androgynous FF heroes (Cecil and Bartz' alternate looks are uh...messed up). Let's not forget that JRPGs have furries (Mana Khemia), super hot killer androids (Xenosaga), and flirtatious teddy bear monsters (Persona). I love them, but sometimes, they just ask for NERD status. Since videogames ARE a nerd niche, JRPGs are WAY off the scale.

 

[Grahav]

Yeah, I'd hit those bunny girls too.