The batteries ALWAYS die right when you need them. Oh well, I guess you got some good puns out of it, like the Alex Mercer thing, now that was funny stuff.
He did deserve it. he's a duche.
And I'm shocked the overdressed black guy lives as long as he does. For that matter why after 2 weeks is he still wearing at tie?! Is he keeping it with him in case he needs to go have a business luncheon with the zombie horde?
Black guy: "Today, during this luncheon, I hope that we can negotiate a mutually beneficial relationship between Zombie Horde Inc. and us four survivors. I would like to point out I'm still wearing a tie to project a more professional appearance."
W...T...F? 0_o