Unskippable: Star Ocean: The Last Hope
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"You're both twelve!"
Very good jokes from all three. I enjoyed this thoroughly, like most of the Unskippables. Very funny humor making us laugh at the stupidity of some lines, while pointing at flaws and failures of other things in the (opening) video sequences.
Very good jokes from all three. I enjoyed this thoroughly, like most of the Unskippables. Very funny humor making us laugh at the stupidity of some lines, while pointing at flaws and failures of other things in the (opening) video sequences.
This was supposed to be a prequel to the series.Hiroshi Mishima said:
Anyway, awesome review. I have only played this game once at a friends house, but it was for like 12 hours straight, so I do have some idea how it plays out, at least the beginning. I thought the game itself was good but the cut-scenes sucked. In one of ther early conversations, you are specifically told about a mission to explore a planet to see if its safe for human colonization. A quote is "we already checked it out with unmanned probes, and there weren't any large heat signatures, so you don't have to worry about any giant space bugs or anything, just plant". I accepted this as the makers of the game basically just saying "there most definantly ARE doing to be giant space bugs", and, sure enough, within minutes of your entire fleet crash landing, a giant space bug comes out of the forest and eats half of the crew (apparently there futuristic giant space guns couldn't hurt it, which is why throughout the entire game you use swords and bows instead of... well giant space lasers. although, even though you stop fighting these things after half an hour, you never get new giant space lasers to use on all the other monsters). the main character grabs a laser sword placed convieniently on the ground, yells "I'm taking one of those legs home with me" and cuts off one of its legs. later, you are sent to find another ship the crash landed. The last surviving cre member, crawls up to you, tells you about a meterite ssample they found that they brought back for study that turned them all into monsters that started killing each other, and to stay away from it. Then a black mist comes from the ship and turns him into a boss. after killing it, it disapers into black mist, leasving only a small rock. The make character picks it up, and says "this looks like a piece of a meteorite, I think I'll take a sample back to the base for study". It's just really hard to not root for the evil monsters when the great heroes act like that.
Lol Oh SNAP! Ice buurn!
I KEPT PLAYING THAT OVER AND OVER
Ha graham knows how hard ZP is now LOL
I KEPT PLAYING THAT OVER AND OVER
Ha graham knows how hard ZP is now LOL
Quantum of solace was mine
LOL
Ow. I really have to stop taking pictures of bond with those gun-shaped camra lenses!
LOL
Ow. I really have to stop taking pictures of bond with those gun-shaped camra lenses!
How weird. I decided to watch this for the first time today, and there was a reference in this video that I only just learned last week. Near the beginning when it shows the missiles going to parts of the map and one of the guys say "what a strange game... the only way to win is not to play", that's a reference to the movie WarGames, which I only just saw for the first time last week. It's such an obscure reference, and to see it so soon after watching the movie, it was weird.
Yahtzee was hilarious, he always strikes when the enemy is vulnerable.
I rented this game last night and it seems decent.
I rented this game last night and it seems decent.
LOL
"See ya later, small straight."
"What?"
"Ugh... OK, in the game of Yahtzee, a small straight is when 4 dice of the same kind line up."
"Oh, really? I think I gave his mother a small straight last night. AND SHE LOVED IT."
"See ya later, small straight."
"What?"
"Ugh... OK, in the game of Yahtzee, a small straight is when 4 dice of the same kind line up."
"Oh, really? I think I gave his mother a small straight last night. AND SHE LOVED IT."
That was the first, and only, time that a "your mom" joke made me laugh like that. Bring in guests more often.
