Unskippable: Two Worlds

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Aschenkatza

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The66Monkey said:
only a shame that this game's video and voice sequences (along with all the rest) is so dreadful that even a parody of it becomes painful to watch.
I kept wincing at the dialog that I missed half the funny stuff.

Was a great episode though, "I bet Jeff could do it!"
 

Brokkr

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Damn, I think that my company finally got around to blocking the videos on this site. Now I can't watch any of them. And I was really looking forward to this today too...
 

Archemetis

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"horse! I gave you one job to do!"
and
With the death of [the name i can't remember]"
"who?"
"The god of the Orcs"
"oh.."

It just sounded like you were talking to the game xD classic.
 

Pseudonym2

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Wow nobody noticed shed decided to take a rest under a tree in a lightning storm. Talk about evolution in action.
 

Mulch

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The Koyaanisqatsi reference was so fitting and unexpected...very nice.

On the dialogue from the game though...is there some secret advantage to having horrible voice acting coupled with horrible dialogue? It often seems like it has to take *effort* to make it as bad as it gets in some of these...
 

MorganL4

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that was awsome,

i still love the eternal sonata one though,

what about that puddle will the moon move it too

no thats stupid
 

ClockworkAngel

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Hilarious. Just like all the others. On a second note, I never played Two Worlds .. and after seeing this video, I'm really thankful for that.
 

BrainFromArous

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Hey, Escapist, could you have made that ID bug a little bigger? I could still make out what was happening in the scene.
 

Eruanno

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Hm, not quite as awesome as the one with Dirge of Cerberus. Still quite good though.
God, that one was -awesome-.

Also, what LAME script is in this game anyway xD
 

SwaroG

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They should totally do Ace Combat 6 cutscnes next. At least the 2nd mission one... because it makes zero goddamn sense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-0HiV-5GIk
 

zoozilla

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The line that killed me actually didn't receive any funny remark, but you could clearly read the subtitles:
"I do not have sufficient time".

It's just the wording of that line....god, that is horribly written.
 

Sierra102

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I'm confused is this supposed to be funny, I'm not being a **** but I just don't get it seriously that's not humour that's just lame comments with little relevance to whats happening. Zero Punctuation is humourous. seriously use some relevance in your jokes.
 

SSoneill

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Oh God i HATED that game, their was nothing good about it at all, the acting and writing was like some b-rated saturday morning cartoon with hail and shant throwed around FAR too much, the fighting looked like some simple manchild frailing his arms in the air with his eyes closed, the graphics looked sixth generation at best, the story was just the same recycled crap worthless writers come up with when creating something about magic, dragons and evil gods in the land of [insert name], any good writer would know that stories are best when their arent 'good guys' and 'bad guys' but when their are two different ideas against one another both capable of being seen as either good OR evil. The worst part about this game was that some people had the nerve to say it was better than Oblivion (personally my favouite game) so THAAAANK you Unskippable for making fun of this unlovable game.
'The taint made me say it all' - just a little joke to end it on