Unskippable: White Knight Chronicles Part 1

[Arctic Fox]

Best episode in a while. If there had been a Snidely Whiplash joke, it would have been my new favorite.

 

[asleep at the comp]

senior car gage i have his sandwich

 

[RTR]

That did not sound like dying at ALL

 

[The Random One]

Man, give mustache guy a break. His boss is a guy in a huge spiky full body armor with red glowing eyes. A completely ridiculous mustache is the least he could do to try to keep up.

 

[Superior Mind]

First thing I thought when hearing the Hooded guy speak was Senior Cardgage. Great minds think alike, (small minds seldom differ.)

 

[dancinginfernal]

The word bomb at the end almost made me choke on dinner.

I love you guys. I do.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"The Kingdom of Balandor. Presented as if you should care."

"That did not sound like dying."

More like it sounded like a little death, amirite?

What are you talking about? She was impaled by a man's steely shaft, why is everyone making jokes like....

*whisper whisper*

...ohhhhhh.

 

[SturmDolch]

I think this might be my favourite one yet!

"I mean what is she, some kind of airplane?"

 

[Unesh52]

I hated that game. Why would they let you create your own character if the other characters in the story barely acknowledge his existence? I mean, yeah there's an online component and all, but it still could've been handled better.

 

[Solidplasma]

AWESOME YOU GUYS FINALLY MADE A H*R REFERENCE! Another hilarious episode. Just don't tell Valerie the robot that Senor Cardgage is a jedi.

 

[icyneesan]

Im not sure what I found more disturbing the mustasch or the death orgasm

 

[Bucky01]

if you have read Shakespeare's "Antony and Cleopatra" the use of dieing is a term used to orgasm .......... so it did sound like dieing after all

 

[MrMajenta]

i know it's a minor detail, but the funny armpad should have been on his left shoulder. i hate it when games do that, and i'm not normally a nitpick

 

[MrMajenta]

so is part 2 just a half hour video of the first camera man running to catch up?

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

'Hey there, Grendolyn. Would you take to seesaw my tacklebox...?'

Finally, someone with even more bizarre and obviously-evil facial hair than Star Ocean's Director Shimada. Next time just do the devil goatee and save the animators some work. Also I don't know how dramatic this attack scene is going to be if it's just those five guys attacking on horseback.

 

[TheMonkeySlayer]

Meh, the mustache guy doesn't need train tracks, he needs a flying machine, so he can stop that pigeon.

 

[Fightgarr]

That may have been my favorite Uunskippable ever. I was cackling like a madman for half of it and the Senor Cardgage reference pushed me over the edge. I'm pretty sure my roommate looked at me very strangely, just now, as a result of that.

 

[Knight Templar]

The moment I saw the opening previwe I knew this would be intresting.
That face!

 

[Stammer]

Oh man, this video just made my week!

Not only did you do an Unskippable on the game that I beat not 5 hours before you posted it on the site (seriously, what a coincidence), but then you also made it even better by adding a joke referencing Homestarrunner.com, which is possibly my favourite web site ever.

Y'know, WKC was a pretty good game. The story was pretty messed-up, but it was told decently enough. My only major gripe with WKC was its slow gameplay, making it about as fast-paced as turn-based combat. Though I've seen some gameplay trailers for the game's sequel (which is already out in Japan), and I have to say that I'm impressed with the speed of gameplay there.

 

[RTR]

Sounds like that woman suffered death...
(puts on sunglasses)
by snu snu
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!