Unskippable: White Knight Chronicles Part 1

[tehweave]

Tank you, presbeterian.

Panctice squad cutterback.

Oh, lifty fernandez.

Grape... Soda... Banked?

Senor Cardgadge is awesome.

And also, that was not the sound of death. Of course, the real reason the girl is traumatized is because at that moment, she realized that her mother got off on pain and death, and she's worried that she's just like her mother.

Too morbid? Then I shall pick another cardgage quote:

Oh, helloquializm. Who are these guys?

Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Toadie villain who looks comically evil and comically stupid. Take a shot.
Moron king who wants peace even though his counterpart looks like Sauron with an eating disorder. Take a shot. (Just 'cause it's so dumb.)
German-sounding kingdom. Take a shot.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

Word bombs.

Oh god, it would make the hydrogen bomb look ridiculously pathetic in comparison.