Unskippable: X-Blades

[Arcyde]

I REALLY hope the lion wins.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I REALLY hope the lion wins.

Ditto, what happens because she touched it?

Edit - Graham and Paul have more dialogue than the characters, I just noticed!

 

[Mischiviktus]

In contrast to the video game, this video's awesome. The game is so shitty it's like the development team had the opposite of the midas touch. Instead of turning things to gold, they turned everything they touched on the game to absolute crap.

 

[Falien]

Fabulous work as always! You must really hate that game!

 

[Typhron]

That is alot of needless ass.

And a character you all were right about. Why does the female main character always have to seem like they eat more carpet then a malfunctioning vacuum while wearing something that contradicts this?

Also, did I just quote Yahtzee? >.>

I REALLY hope the lion wins.

Ditto, what happens because she touched it?

Who knows. Apparently doing your day job is bad.

 

[BrownGaijin]

I REALLY hope the lion wins.

Ditto, what happens because she touched it?

From Wiki:
Any human being who comes in contact with the powerful stones will be horribly cursed - and the power of darkness will once again be awakened.

I think the lion needs to kill her to prevent the darkness from awakening within her. Still it's more fun to think that sphere is deadly for no other reason than the lion's will to kill anyone who touches it.

 

[ssj4raditz]

So it's fatal because you kill them?

 

[Seamus8]

was really expecting a "and that was the X time I died"... but kind of glad it didn't happen. Gotta save those for special occasions.

 

[MaxFan]

You know, if you're supposed to be a bad-ass fighter chick, you should have a voice that doesn't sound like a whiny pre-teen.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

She's silent for ages and then when she talks she won't shut up...she is easy to hate...

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Yaaaay lion.

 

[Dalisclock]

I REALLY hope the lion wins.

Ditto, what happens because she touched it?

From Wiki:
Any human being who comes in contact with the powerful stones will be horribly cursed - and the power of darkness will once again be awakened.

I think the lion needs to kill her to prevent the darkness from awakening within her. Still it's more fun to think that sphere is deadly for no other reason than the lion's will to kill anyone who touches it.

And the fact she looks like Paris Hilton and has an annoying voice. Those things alone are reason enough to kill her.

 

[Skeleon]

What an arrogant *****. I sure hope the lion wins.

 

[Strong Intelligent]

Graham must be pretty sick of X-Blades by now.

"It's a hyper-advanced tetris!"

 

[Kevvers]

A definite "Yayyy lion".

 

[Parallel Streaks]

This is why you should watch Hellraiser before coming in contact with artifacts from the ancient world.

 

[the_baku_eats_dreams]

"Paris Hilton; treasure hunter" -Priceless

 

[Taccer]

I actually quite liked the lion. That said, next to her I'd quite like a blow to the back of the head with a frozen carrot.

 

[Devilpapaya]

I REALLY hope the lion wins.

Ditto, what happens because she touched it?

Edit - Graham and Paul have more dialogue than the characters, I just noticed!

They should have had more, to drown out the chick talking. Seriously, no matter how funny that episode was, every time the chick started talking I wanted to alt+f4.

 

[Hippobatman]

My God, that game did look infuriatingly horrible.

Paris Hilton, treasure hunter! Amusing =)