Unskippable: X-Blades

[ideitbawx]

wow .... that game looks terrible!! i feel sorry for whoever made this script. or whoever thought anything about this game was a good idea.

 

[ideitbawx]

X-Blades

Ancient magic, lost treasures, sword-wielding badass chicks wearing hardly any clothes. What's not to love about X-Blades? The bad cinematic.

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umm harrison ford was in the new Indiana Jones

i think they were implying this was an indiana jones rip-off, with the crystal skull & all. give it another watch, you'll hear it

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

There is only one thing that can truly be said for this situation:

A game should never make you hate the person you HAVE to play. This character could only appeal to the same pubescent girls that beg mommy and daddy to buy them bratz dolls because they already spent all of their allowance on drugs and paying hookers to tell them that they are decent human beings!

To reiterate a previously made comment - I hope the lion wins!

 

[Chieffw]

paris hilton treasure hunter lol xD awesome!

 

[Nouw]

Siiimba.


Not the best one but still pretty awesome

 

[RJ Dalton]

Wow. What kind of brain dead game designer thinks we want to play a game that features Paris Hilton as a main character?

 

[WhatTheSchmuck]

not the best one but still some greats laughs.

but i'm still trying to understand how her cloths stay on her...

I wish they wouldn't.....

 

[tautologico]

Yay lion!

 

[Biodeamon]

If she's a treasure hunter she should probably trade sell some of her treasure for pants...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

If she's the best treasure hunter there is, I'd hate to see all the other treasure hunters.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

So this game was meant to answer the question "could we get away with Valkyrie Wilde?"

And the answer was no.