Unskippable: X-Blades

[Infiniteloop]

Who approves that voice acting? How can anyone listen to it and say "yeah that's great!" We're going to be rolling in the Benjamins after this game release. Ugh.

 

[Eric the Orange]

Wow... she's a very un-likable charicter.

I'm finding it hard to express how much I hate her, and thats just from this one scean, I can only imagine a whole game.

 

[tustin2121]

I'd just like to add that the developers really need to learn that they DON'T NEED to have ALL the cutscenes be a SINGLE SHOT!! You CAN cut at some point and it allows people to watch the cutscenes WITHOUT GETTING SEA SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *barf*

great video guys. *retch again from sea sickness*

 

[Stabby Joe]

This episode is alright but not great... but some good lines sill.

"That b*tch Lara has got nothing on me!"

 

[Duh]

yay paris hilton joke
i was wondering if they were alowed to mention pop culture

wouldnt the game be better if you played as the lion thing? at least it would be original

 

[Slug Nut]

Lions bimbos and blades, OH MY! Not the best Unskippable I've seen but still pretty good. Keep up the great commentaries guys!

 

[DigitalSushi]

"Uh, should we tell her?"

Hahahaha. No, we shouldn't. And she should always lead the way.

"no no young lady, please I insist you go up the stairs first"

 

[EchetusXe]

"For that, I close my book".
"...and the club scene".
"yay lion".


You guys should do this for every video game...ever.

 

[Zivlok]

For me, one of the funniest ones in awhile. I mean, last week's was great, but it had Yahtzee. It's like Barry Bonds, and has a little asterisk.

Anywho, the jokes in the shop worked well, and the guy's "mmmmhhhhmmhmhmm!" really freaked me out. Loved the Indiana Jones and Palapatine jokes, and the very beginning and ending was great. I love how Paul delivered his "Yay, lion."

Also, this girl and the one from The Bouncer should totally have a tag-team game a la Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time and the like.

 

[sketchesofpayne]

I dunno, all the critic reviews rate the game poorly, but all the user reviews rate it highly. I might give it a try if I can find it for $20. Dialog be as it may, the graphics look beautiful, and it's been a while since I played a hacky-slashy combat game.

 

[Penguinishka]

Pretty funny The Paris Hilton line was my fave.

 

[hannahdonno]

This is why you should watch Hellraiser before coming in contact with artifacts from the ancient world.

Possibly the best film EVER.

 

[Endocrom]

I will admit, I wouldn't mind her ass prancing around in place of Harrison Ford's

 

[KeithA45]

"Wait, it's 'fatal' because you kill them?"

Nice job guys

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Holy shit this game's dialogue was really that bad? Paris Hilton treasure hunter XD

 

[Tayrtahn]

Good lord, is that girl the protagonist? I don't think I could stand playing a game based around making her look cool.

 

[Chaossebba]

Rofl at "Paris Hilton, Treasure hunter"

 

[alexgeek]

"Did you see Zero Punctuation on Wednesday, those x were hilarious"
What is x? Can't make it out ha.

 

[DreadmooreJr]

Yay lion!

Yay lion!

Yay lion!

 

[Hithlain]

Yaaaaaaay lion.