Unskippable: Zoids Assault
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When this started I thought it was a gameboy opening, a DS at the worst, but a 360 game? How little budget did they have?
On a side note, am I the only one who thinks that woman looks like Samus?
On a side note, am I the only one who thinks that woman looks like Samus?
Because it had nothing to do, as far as I know, with the actual anime series.Fox242 said:
No awesome zoid cores combining with bigger zoids to power them up (chaotic century), no pseudo-science terminology, no over the top tournaments (new century), NOTHING APPEALING AT ALL.
Just give us some animal-like mechas, let us customize them and fight with them and DON'T BE SO SUPER CONCERNED ABOUT THE FREAKING STORY!
This has probably set the low bar for "Most boring opening cutscene ever.".
What the hell system was this for? This looks like something I could play on the SNES or GBA.
I liked the overall idea of Zoids but this was SLOW.
BTW: The anime dub pronounced it GUY-los Empire, in case it matters at all.
What the hell system was this for? This looks like something I could play on the SNES or GBA.
I liked the overall idea of Zoids but this was SLOW.
BTW: The anime dub pronounced it GUY-los Empire, in case it matters at all.
Wow. Boringest cutscene EVER.
"Speakers DO work! I apologive to anyone who turned their volume way up."
I know, Paul. It was giving us all a feeling of a silent cutscene. Then it faked us out with SOUND! Bad cutscene, bad!
Whoever voiced that Van Clyft (or however it's spelled) woman probably didn't want to be in the game in the first place, if you ask me.
"Actual music surprises everyone."
Yes, Graham. Plus I was even more surprised by actual animation of snow.
And way to reference your "Ways to Fall Asleep" sketch.
(Come to think of it, wouldn't this cutscene be a way to fall asleep too?)
Shit cutscene is shit, and it deserved the wrath of Graham and Paul. Nice job, guys. ^_^
"Speakers DO work! I apologive to anyone who turned their volume way up."
I know, Paul. It was giving us all a feeling of a silent cutscene. Then it faked us out with SOUND! Bad cutscene, bad!
Whoever voiced that Van Clyft (or however it's spelled) woman probably didn't want to be in the game in the first place, if you ask me.
"Actual music surprises everyone."
Yes, Graham. Plus I was even more surprised by actual animation of snow.
And way to reference your "Ways to Fall Asleep" sketch.
(Come to think of it, wouldn't this cutscene be a way to fall asleep too?)
Shit cutscene is shit, and it deserved the wrath of Graham and Paul. Nice job, guys. ^_^
It's hard to tell, but I think they're also talking about war here. Only in the most mind-numbingly dull way imaginable. Even single-cell organisms would have more exciting conversations.Elesar said:
This is a travesty. A crime against interactivity. I'm gonna net-crusade this game and give it one star wherever I can. >_>
I was tempted to give up, you guys are amazing to have made jokes with this, the only reason I kept watching was because I wanted to see some robots fighting, then it ended with no mention of them what-so-ever, this game disappoints me.
"And now Ben Stein reads..."
Heh.
Nice one.
Good episode overall...
sure to be an insomniac cure at least.
Heh.
Nice one.
Good episode overall...
sure to be an insomniac cure at least.
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THE F*CK WAS THAT!?
How do you get that out of a show about giant robot lions with swords stuck to their backs fighting giant robot velociraptors that breathe fire and lasers? Was the whole budget some dude's lunch money?
Great episode though. It can't have been easy to work with something so awful.
THE F*CK WAS THAT!?
How do you get that out of a show about giant robot lions with swords stuck to their backs fighting giant robot velociraptors that breathe fire and lasers? Was the whole budget some dude's lunch money?
Great episode though. It can't have been easy to work with something so awful.
"Did you just put a book into the 360?"
LOL. This game looks so dull. I dont remember zoids being that boring
LOL. This game looks so dull. I dont remember zoids being that boring
Urgh.
I wasn't even Watching that cutscene for about an entire half of it.
Because it's not so much of a cutscene as it is some sort of audio tape while you look at some related game art.
I wasn't even Watching that cutscene for about an entire half of it.
Because it's not so much of a cutscene as it is some sort of audio tape while you look at some related game art.