Next paper... next paper... xD Wow thats a lot of reading.
Btw that was an awesome "Metal Gear" voice ^-^
Btw that was an awesome "Metal Gear" voice ^-^
Unskippable: Zoids Assault
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Man I felt bad for Graham and Paul to have to actually sit down and work with this cutscene to present it to the public. I think for anyone who is a reviewer for games should just show the opening cut scene here. It speaks louder than anything anyone could say about it =\
That was Graham. He should be hired to play the part xDTsrwedge said:
Yeah, remember when Zoids was about giant animal-shaped mechs beating the shit out of each other as a sport? Wasn't that boring? Hey, I know what'd make it fun, let's make a game about it where it's a defector trial! Damn we're good at our jobs!
Is it just me, or is that a reference to a LRR video (specifically, Ways to Fall Asleep)? OHMYGOD, before you know it, we'll be seeing Unskippable footage during ENN!RedFox042 said:
Ahh, I wasn't the only one to catch that!Bowiesgirl said:I love the self (LRR) reference with the Ben Stein barb
who thought like 5 newspaper articles, a sideshow, and a droning monotone voice deliver exposition were good things for an opining cut scene. You sirs might have just found the most boring opining cut scene in videogame history, at least in eternal sonata you have pretty things to look at while you are bored.
I asked the same thing as the guy in the video when I watched that.Seneschal said:
"What the hell just happened?"
That and wow that really sets me back, they used an Alarm sound half way through in that video that was a sound affect to a sega CD game back in the day... Wow....
That was dull as hell. The game opener, not the video itself. Thanks for spicing up this laborious opening, fellas.
"Aww, you say that to all the guys" *giggles uncontrollably*
And yay for Ben Stein reading droning folk songs of Russia!
Wow, that cutscene looks... *really* boring. I don't think I've seen that much text in a cut scene since Planescape: Torment (except that one had *awesome* texts...)
And yay for Ben Stein reading droning folk songs of Russia!
Wow, that cutscene looks... *really* boring. I don't think I've seen that much text in a cut scene since Planescape: Torment (except that one had *awesome* texts...)
For what its worth, I always loathed the entire Zoids franchise. It was/still is easily the worst series of mecha anime I've ever seen.
I don't think it's humanly possible to make this intro funny. Actually I think the monologue by Ben Stein would've been a lot more bearable to listen to.
Next Week: "'Manos: The Hands of Fate' The Video Game"
Next Week: "'Manos: The Hands of Fate' The Video Game"
Wow that was a dull game opening. Way, WAY too much text, and it dragged on too long. And if this is Zoids, then where are the giant robots?!
That wasn't much fun, sorry Graham and Stark (I don't blame you) because the cut scene was just so dreary. It didn't even have the impossible awfulness of Eternal Sonata. It was just too dry to be that funny.
Of course, you have to love: "he explained to me what they were, they were plans."
Good work with what you had, though.
Of course, you have to love: "he explained to me what they were, they were plans."
Good work with what you had, though.