(UPDATE) King of Pop Michael Jackson Dies

[SomeBritishDude]

Wakko Jacko died alone time ago in my eyes.

Still, this is fucking huge news.

 

[Brockyman]

You know, Farrah Fawcett died too... and she wasn't a rapist. But that doesn't have it's own thread, and a huge banner on CNN.com...

 

[Beefcakes]

From where I am, I can see 4 helicopters circling UCLA. This is obviously why. I've never seen that level of activity above the gro9und here before.

So you live near this place?
Or do you live on top of a massive mountain with a high powered telescope...
I kid I kid
Seriously, is there a ton of media just floating around the hospital? (I assume UCLA is a hospital)
Hmm, sounds like this news might actually have truth to it
Its never a good thing when people die, might be natural, but still not fun
You will be missed for your singing talents, MJ
I will not miss your media shenanigans though, to be honest

 

[aww yea]

wikipedia thinks he's still alive therefore HE. IS. STILL. ALIVE.

Your logic is undeniable!

... OK, not really, but most news outlets are saying he's alive and in a coma.

As someone else already said:

HE'S ALIVE!

Well, according to the news I just saw. He's in a coma.

See?

... wait... that person that said it already looks familiar...

im telling you wikipedia is not wrong

its just a law of the universe

we better keep watching that date box because it'll change the moment he dies

 

[ZeroMachine]

Great the LA times just reported that hes in a coma....

Link: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/06/pop-star-michael-jackson-was-rushed-to-a-hospital-this-afternoon-by-los-angeles-fire-department-paramedics--capt-steve-ruda.html

AH, finally, a source! THANK you!

God, Facebook is being swarmed with "MJ IS DEAD NOOOO" statuses and it isn't even confirmed...

CNN also literally just reported it on the news. He is in a coma at the UCLA Medical Center.

 

[Wayne Insane]

well, that was fairly unexpected.Looking back it's a real shame what became of this once great entertainer.

 

[bad rider]

Great the LA times just reported that hes in a coma....

Link: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/06/pop-star-michael-jackson-was-rushed-to-a-hospital-this-afternoon-by-los-angeles-fire-department-paramedics--capt-steve-ruda.html

AH, finally, a source! THANK you!

God, Facebook is being swarmed with "MJ IS DEAD NOOOO" statuses and it isn't even confirmed...

CNN also literally just reported it on the news. He is in a coma at the UCLA Medical Center.

I've been watching sky, they where like LA times reports coma, then I look at it and it says city officials pronounce death, 2 min later the title finally changes to he is dead instead of coma... That was fun.

 

[bad rider]

Wait who posted first me or funk. (Yes I am that competetive.)

 

[SilentHunter7]

Unfortunately, he's dead.

Now wait 14 seconds...

Another person just died.
Really, someone dieing isn't too crazy regardless of their abilities. He was old, and he died.

50 years in western countries is hardly old. Hell, 40 is considered middle-aged by most people.

-edit-
wow, utterly ninja'd

 

[Jepix]

Good, could that kid admit that he was raped now?

 

[ZeroMachine]

Well, it's official. They just reported it. Actually dead.

Wow...

 

[tendo82]

Any speculation on the reasons for his cardiac rest? I speculate he overdosed on Jesus Juice.

 

[Mediteral]

he made "Thriller" so i'll miss him

R.I.P King of Pop

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Hmm, never been a fan of his music or weird private life, but still...

R.I.P.

 

[sgtshock]

I feel kinda the same as when Steve Irwin died. Everyone constantly made fun of him, but then he dies, and you just think, damn... it just isn't the same without him.

Then again, Irwin never molested anyone.

 

[SilentHunter7]

Any speculation on the reasons for his cardiac rest? I speculate he overdosed on Jesus Juice.

Doesn't his family have a history of heart issues?

 

[jj90]

I literally just heard this not even 5 minutes ago on the news. Why something like this is news I'll never know

agreed, they must need something to fill the time in between REAL stories

 

[ZeroMachine]

Good, could that kid admit that he was raped now?

Any speculation on the reasons for his cardiac rest? I speculate he overdosed on Jesus Juice.

Guys, regardless of what he did (cause we all know he did) and regardless of the myriad of jokes we could say, a little respect for the dead, please? I wasn't his biggest fan either but come on...

 

[jamesworkshop]

Man i'm just waiting for the jokes

best ever