Seriously, this article gets my nomination for Funniest Article of 2011 (because the moron actually thought he could come out on top in a fight against Penny Arcade) while the article itself is about a man who should clearly be nominated for Biggest Douchebag of 2011.
The absolute BEST is when he completely underestimates Penny Arcade. At first he's all excited to be in contact with Mike, trying to play it off and be cool. When it becomes apparent that Mike isn't buying any of his BS, he just flips the coin and starts talking about how tiny and amateurish Penny Arcade is.
While his spelling, grammar, and lack of punctuation clearly define how stupid he is, picking a fight with Penny Arcade is essentially walking up to the internet and saying "Please, I beg of you, drop your pants and sh*t all over my face! I NEED IT!!!!" Which is actually almost literally what Paul says in one of his emails with the "We like drama gets good blood flowing" comment. It's like Dave pointed out in one of his emails: "Gamers are vindictive and very hardcore, however the tradeoff is that we're extremely loyal and more than happy to just throw money at companies that offer good products" (paraphrasing). So really all you have to do is NOT be an out-right dickhead to us and we'll keep your pockets lined with cash. So in short, Paul broke the number one rule in the gaming industry (and most likely ANY industry): don't piss in the faces of your customers and expect everything to be fine and dandy.
He kept talking about how big he is, all the people he knows, all the connections he has...he clearly failed to realize that PA is one of the most gamer-visited websites on the net. By stiring up a hornets' nest there he pretty much signed his own death sentence in the gamer industry. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if a picture surfaces in the next few days of Paul sitting on a street corner holding a homeless sign and begging for change. Maybe he can get his vast network of connections to help him out...though apparently after this whole thing was exposed there's a race to see who can disassociate themselves from this guy the fastest.