That's just stupid and ridiculous. Skyrim teaching Kung Fu. PFFFDustyDrB said:Ugh. Gaming news sucks lately. Any good news? Like...
"Mass Effect 3 to revive dead consoles, and heal all corrupted save files."
"Players of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim have begun to learn new languages overnight. And even more than that, they know Kung Fu."
Everyone knows that Elder Scrolls V will teach people how to kill dragons should they be assaulted by one! It's a self-defense instructional game.
Left jab to the horn!
Right jab to the throat!
Or you can duck under and kick it in the balls if it's trying to be frisky
OP: LA Noire (it's "noir" not "noire". The game isn't French so why is it spelled that way?) needs 1,315 Hard Drive Space. It's pretty friggin massive. But then again they really should've tested this out more thoroughly (even if the update was partially to blame, which it's not since 360s are being affected too).
Nice job, Rockstar. First you work to death and lay off the devs who worked on RDR, and now you sell a game that's liable to brick consoles.