Useless Superpower

[Sethzard]

The power to see one second into the future.

In a fight that's invaluable.

The ability to be the fastest land creature, but only while in water.

 

[Alien Mole]

The ability to read the minds of rocks would be nice.

Or the ability to change hair colour over the course of eleven days.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Having sticky skin as a power will be useless and annoying.

 

[Zhadramekel]

The ability to make toast land butter side down

 

[Wieke]

By virtue of having mass I have the ability to bend space-time, but the actual effect is negligible.

 

[ECasThat]

I am just going to link you to this side
http://dailysuperpower.tumblr.com/
I'm pretty sure that some of the powers are useless

 

[captaincabbage]

Heard this one the other day on the radio, in an interview with Kevin Bacon about the new X-Men movie.

They asked him what his mutant power would be and he responded with "The ability to absorb plastic bottles and transform them into sexual energy."


Fucking. Epic.

 

[luclin92]

the ability to turn coke into pepsy. and i will anoy a lot of people.
mvahahahahaha

 

[A Free Man]

The ability to combust. Yourself.

Although you could only do it once this could make for an epic end to a live televised event. Just saying.

 

[One More Frag]

Acid tears and instant hairloss

 

[hi_im_h]

The ability to always immediately know where the cutlery is kept in an unknown kitchen.

More like a very mild super power

 

[Revolutionary]

Bat Vision : see Zero Punctuation Arkham Asylum if you don't get the joke.

 

[aarontg]

The ability to sound smart on blogs but then messing up my gramer.

 

[GoodEyeSniper]

The ability to close the curtains in any room of the house, except the room I'm currently in.

 

[Hafnium]

The power to see one second into the future.

That's great if you're a martial artist, but yeah I probably wouldn't benefit much.

 

[GamerFromJump]

The ability to communicate with plants. Useless. What interesting thing would grass have to say?

Read the Xanth series, there's a guy who can converse with the inanimate. It's considered a top-tier magic ability in a land where everyone has one, because it essentially means he has eyes everywhere.

 

[Lewieroo0]

The power of Heart. What the fuck can you do with heart?

The kid in the show was able to talk to animals and whatnot. That's not that useless, to be perfectly honest.[/quote]

in comparison to Earth, Fire, Wind and Water it was heart make people feel better? BullSHIT! give me the Powah!

 

[James Nixon]

The ability to put together Ikea/flatpack furniture without instructions.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

The ability to make cheese go bad twice as fast.

You don't know much about cheese, my man. In France that'd be a goldmine.

 

[dreddfan]

Night vision that only works during daylight.