Utah Man Jailed For Alleged Wiimote Rape

[Skeleon]

Why would "object rape" only be possible when done to somebody 14 years or older? Makes no sense.

Anyway, horrible story. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if plenty of people used this thing in a consensual manner as well.

 

[GonzoGamer]

I also hope he had the safety strap on x)

Whew. Does it make a difference? We're still going to be sure to see new warning screens every time we put in a game.

That Thompson guy is going to have a field day with this.

 

[Mantonio]

'Fun for all the family!' eh?

(Yes, I know, rape is a terrible thing. No, I do not condone it in any way. Please calm down.)

 

[The Wykydtron]

Well um at least they got the guy right guys? Right guys?!

I'll be honest, I really don't know how to deal with all these overwhelming negative vibes coming from this thread so i'll just quietly leave and wish you all good luck with the obvious "what is justice?" Flame War that's just starting

 

[KafkaOffTheBeach]

Also to complete the tastelessness theme: "At least it wasn't a Wii-U remote amirite guys?"

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh wow....tears of laughter.

 

[mariofan1000]

How do you even...?

It's sad that people would do this.

 

[emeraldrafael]

well clearly according to Utah state law, the crime the man is being charged with is impossible because the kid is 12. So he should walk if the US criminal justice is going to be the fair system that other countries always ***** at it to be.

Just gonna quote myself from the other thread for the rest:

Thats still scarily not the saddest, scariest, or most depraved thing I've heard come out of Utah.

reminds me of the Tosh.0 skit though.

EDIT:

... Oh and he have to register as a sex offender which IS instant death. Because no one going to work with him, let him live anywhere.

He's done for.

Cause every convicted and sentenced pedophile is homeless and unemployed right? yeah...

EDIT2: you also seemed to have miss the part where it said when he sobered up he attacked the boy again.

You know, right here:
...

In the morning, when Parry had sobered up, he attacked the 12-year-old boy again, Hoyal said.

 

[Erana]

I...wait...did I just read...he did...I...who in the...

...WHAT?!

Exactly.
I know I should feel the usual horror at the notion of child rape, but honestly, part of me is distracted by my inner monologue screaming, "No. NO! That is NOT where that goes. Stop doing that. You are incredibly stupid for the thought to have even crossed your mind!"

Give me an hour; the shock will have worn off and I'll be better able to appreciate how horrifying life can really get, even within our own cozy society.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Good. I hope he gets raped with a shiv in prison; a little ironic justice.

No. That is both stupid and wrong.

He should just be taken to jail. That's it.

Oh really? Any more stupid and wrong than the fact that he raped a child?

I said it in the other thread, and I'll say it here;

This fucker deserves nothing better than death. Anyone willing to brutally violate the basic human rights of a CHILD has no place in society and deserves to be eliminated.

Fuck him, fuck all the ******s who will come to this thread to defend him/say the incident is funny, and fuck the U.S. legal system for the fact that this guy will get off with minimal punishment.

....Wow, good speech.

No, I lied it was stupid. He's maybe going to get the same number of years as a guy raping a woman...while the male was drunk.

So, distract the age to 12 and 's looking at 25-27 years with a chance of parole. Oh and he have to register as a sex offender which IS instant death. Because no one going to work with him, let him live anywhere.

He's done for.

Not done enough. That "chance of parole" thing you mentioned is fucked. The defense thinks they get justice because they see that 25-27 years and think he'll be removed from society, meanwhile he gets out after 7-10 years for "good behavior" and is right back on the streets ready to hurt another child. Fuck that.

Pedophiles who get the death penalty have a 0% rate of recidivism, meaning there is absolutely no chance of them harming again. That's a fucking good number in my book.

Yes, because they're goinh to die.

And that an excellent way to solve our problems. Kill people who commited crimes while intoxcitaed.

fucking Brillant.

 

[Lono Shrugged]

Makes perfect sense to me. What would you do with him, might I ask?

Might sound the cop out answer but I am not really qualified to make that decision. If I figured out how to successfully punish/rehabilitate a child abuser I guess I would publish a paper on it. I DO know however that satisfying my own selfish need for revenge and satisfaction while blindly missing the inherent irony of that is a bit childish.

Look for at least the last hundred years child rapists are generally reviled by most people and have the toughest time in prison and out of prison. For me it's a case of eating chickens but not eating cats because they are cute. I am fucking certain that if this was a woman who suffered this that people would not get so worked up about it and that disgusts me the most about this case. So I find it hard to swallow when a woman gets raped and there is an element of "she deserved it" and when a child gets raped morality goes out the window and it's ok to want them dead. Yeah it's a child. But so fucking what? I don't see anyone crying about the kid soldiers in Uganda or the 8 year old girls being sold as wives to old men.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Good. I hope he gets raped with a shiv in prison; a little ironic justice.

No. That is both stupid and wrong.

He should just be taken to jail. That's it.

Oh really? Any more stupid and wrong than the fact that he raped a child?

I said it in the other thread, and I'll say it here;

This fucker deserves nothing better than death. Anyone willing to brutally violate the basic human rights of a CHILD has no place in society and deserves to be eliminated.

Fuck him, fuck all the ******s who will come to this thread to defend him/say the incident is funny, and fuck the U.S. legal system for the fact that this guy will get off with minimal punishment.

....Wow, good speech.

No, I lied it was stupid. He's maybe going to get the same number of years as a guy raping a woman...while the male was drunk.

So, distract the age to 12 and 's looking at 25-27 years with a chance of parole. Oh and he have to register as a sex offender which IS instant death. Because no one going to work with him, let him live anywhere.

He's done for.

Not done enough. That "chance of parole" thing you mentioned is fucked. The defense thinks they get justice because they see that 25-27 years and think he'll be removed from society, meanwhile he gets out after 7-10 years for "good behavior" and is right back on the streets ready to hurt another child. Fuck that.

Pedophiles who get the death penalty have a 0% rate of recidivism, meaning there is absolutely no chance of them harming again. That's a fucking good number in my book.

Yes, and what a way for the justice system to teach people that harming your fellow man is wrong, by murdering someone in cold blood, and inviting people to watch.

The people who enforce our laws have to be above the morality of the people who break them, otherwise they have no credibility. There has to be a difference between us and them.

I could go on... so I will. There is also the fact that when you choose to execute someone you are doing so first at the risk, however small, that the person you are about to condemn is actually innocent, and second, in the knowledge that by executing him you are eliminating any chance of them being reformed. That's the thing about killing someone. Whether you see it as justice or murder, if you get it even slightly wrong then you can't take it back. Besides, when you kill someone, they're dead and that's it for them, chances are they'll barely have time to feel any pain, if at all. The people who actually go on suffering are their families, and what crime did they commit?

Still think the death penalty is a good idea?

 

[vrbtny]

I...wait...did I just read...he did...I...who in the...

...WHAT?!

Ninja'd.... actually, poney'd.

I love you're avatar. In fact I applaud it.

 

[thublihnk]

WHY DOES THE ESCAPIST COVER THESE KINDS OF THINGS?

 

[Gigano]

Guy really should've been less anal about something as trivial as being insulted by some kids.

While certainly an extremely serious and heinous crime, it seems this thing [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RefugeInAudacity] works in real life as well. Hard to fathom that anyone could pull something like this.

 

[DarkRyter]

He should be locked away forever and never thought about again.

That's how you deal with criminals. Nothing cruel. Nothing unusual. Nothing fatal.

 

[Xan Krieger]

Well I guess all those threats of shoving a wii-mote up someone's ass weren't as empty as everyone thought.

Seriously though, I hope some prisoner shoves the soap up his ass, really clean out his colon, eh?