definitely chell....
"huh, where am I? Wheres my daddy? why is a computer trying to kill me? why cant I talk? why cant I pick up stuff with my hands? what the hell is going on? none of this makes sens!!i'm finally allowed to go free? why am i in a cornfield? why is the planet ruled by aliens?"
also, that fat lady that the journal lady mentions in borderlands, the one thats the second to last one to die after getting crushed by the falling rock, and who that crazy journal lady just leaves alive so she can keep blabering to her and torturing her, and having to wait days to finally starve to death while that crazy journal lady keeps telling you bull shit about tape recorders and stuff... that would SUCK!!!
oh, and also any rag doll in gmod, life would be hell until you were finally deleted or blown up or just forgotten about at the corner of a map
and roman belik from gta 4, WHY DO YOU KEEP MURDERING ALL MY FRIENDS COUSIN? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TAKE MY CAR AND LEAVE IT SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN? WHY WONT YOU GO BOWLING WITH ME EVER?