Video Game Characters that it Would Suck to be

[ChupathingyX]

Most of the Fallout: New Vegas companions
Lily
Boone
Christine
Raul

All of these companions have been screwed over in life and by being born in post-apocalypse-land.
Honestly, a lot of them apply given they all have problems, but those are the most screwed-over-by-life companions.

Raul was born before the bombs dropped and Lily didn't experience the Great War directly, but I see your point and agree, especially with Boone, also I think you should consider Veronica too, she becomes really sad towards the end of her personal quest and especially after you tell her about Father Elijah after Dead Money.

OT: I would hate to be someone living in the Three Kingdoms period of China who doesn't have a name.

 

[Gitty101]

Geralt from The Witcher 2. All that shit that piles up on your plate and all you want to do is get away from it all. Plus, there's the horrific body scarring, the constant monster attacks, the prejudice from the dh'oine...

It never ends when you're poor old Geralt T_T

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Biggs, Wedge from FFVII

What are Red Squadron Pilots doing in Final Fantasy?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Junky Dante from the new style DMC. He looks like he's in pain.

I doubt that. Going by looks, any pain he would feel is dulled by copious amounts of heroin.

Final Time: That characters name is Kevin.

Wrong. His name is Lucille. Watch the way he smokes at the end of the original teaser and tell me I'm wrong.

 

[commodore96]

You in Animal Crossing. It would suck always being in debt to that stupid racoon and a gopher popping up everytime you dont save

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Isaac Clarke. Poor guy...


Also; My friends name is Murphy and he is possibly the most viciously unlucky person I know. I don't have good feeling about the poor Silent Hill bound Murphy at all. My friend gave a humourless laugh when he saw the trailer. 'Sounds like somthing that would happen to me' Prison bus crashes yay!... It's in Silent Hill... :|

Murphy's law indeed.

 

[RyokenX5]

I'd hate to be the main character in just about any rpg. You're basically a glorified babysitter and errand boy for half of the games and people (especially shopowners) never really seem to appreciate you saving their lives.

"I just rescued your entire family and all you can give me a discount!!"

I especially hated being the main character in fallout 3 and doing errands for people for basically nothing and then being yelled at for asking for more money even though I'm on the verge of dying and need health.
And if you steal from one person, the entire town tries to gun you down like they're all part of a hive mind.

 

[Furyaki12]

Slippy Toad.

Having horrendously subpar flying skills in a jet fighter mercenary group?
Having your technological know-how and advancements constantly belittled by enemies and teammates alike?
Having, quite frankly, a pretty grating voice and dialogue?
Having a "Humans are the master race" sign permanently affixed to your jet? (Aside from the voice and flying skills, this is the only reason I could think of for why almost EVERY enemy aimed for the green dude.)

Ugh.

 

[MrGalactus]

Gotta be Lazlo from GTA. His life blows ass in every single one.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

...that it would suck to be? Hm...interesting topic.

Well, I suppose you can't get much more fucked than this guy right here:

[HEADING=1]You know what I'm talking about.[/HEADING]

 

[peduncle]

the guy from Amnesia

 

[briunj04]

Dan from Street Fighter. He can't do a damn thing, he's used as a punching bag in training mode, and the world all hate him for it.

 

[numbboy659]

Any one with the last name of Carmine from "Gears of War"

 

[Swift142]

definitely chell....

"huh, where am I? Wheres my daddy? why is a computer trying to kill me? why cant I talk? why cant I pick up stuff with my hands? what the hell is going on? none of this makes sens!!i'm finally allowed to go free? why am i in a cornfield? why is the planet ruled by aliens?"

also, that fat lady that the journal lady mentions in borderlands, the one thats the second to last one to die after getting crushed by the falling rock, and who that crazy journal lady just leaves alive so she can keep blabering to her and torturing her, and having to wait days to finally starve to death while that crazy journal lady keeps telling you bull shit about tape recorders and stuff... that would SUCK!!!

oh, and also any rag doll in gmod, life would be hell until you were finally deleted or blown up or just forgotten about at the corner of a map

and roman belik from gta 4, WHY DO YOU KEEP MURDERING ALL MY FRIENDS COUSIN? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TAKE MY CAR AND LEAVE IT SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN? WHY WONT YOU GO BOWLING WITH ME EVER?

 

[KefkaCultist]

Mario or Link. They save their respective princesses time and time again and do they ever get any action? NO! They're chasing after complete cock teases. You know, I'm willing to bet that Peach and Zelda have Bowser and Gannon on their payrolls just to keep the heroes wishing for a piece of those asses.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Margaret from No More Heroes 2.

Disembowling...

Either that or Travis' sister. Sexualy abused as a kid, then sliced into pieces by Travis after her arm was cut off.

 

[Rad Party God]

Ninja'd with the mmo NPC.

Well, maybe Sonic, having to go through countless crappy sequels and then having to listen to all the annoying denizens of... whatever world Sonic takes place, does have to suck indeed.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Any marine in Halo!

What, my half decent rifle for a pistol that barely does damage?
................Ok!

How do they not complain?!

They do, if you listen, but who's gonna argue with a dude in power armor who can flip a tank?

OT: Tidus from FFX. Seriously, watching the place you grew up and lived in get turned into rubble, then finding out you're not even real? Bummer.

I call your Tidus, and raise you a Jecht. Goes through pretty much the same thing, except doesn't have a love interest, doesn't get a Celestial weapon, and after all of that, he is forced to horribly and brutally murder thousands of people before being perma-killed by his own son, not to mention he, the non-real one, was the only one in his party to survive. Heck, he even killed his (second) best friend.

 

[Xeivous]

City Swimmer from Oblivion, the only way you'll get food is by stealing it and the guards will mercilessly hack you to pieces.

 

[Rad Party God]

...that it would suck to be? Hm...interesting topic.

Well, I suppose you can't get much more fucked than this guy right here:

[HEADING=1]You know what I'm talking about.[/HEADING]

"I got an extreme makeover!, HA HA HA HA HA"

Yeah, now that I think about it, it would totally suck to be him.