Video Game Jokes

[Captain_Heavy]

Lame or great, whatever you've got.

Here's mine:

Why did the spy cross the road?

Spoiler

Because he never really was on your side.

 

[heartshooter]

a neutron walks into a bar ans asks the barman "how much are drinks?" barman replies "no charge for you."

fallout 3

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

I say there is no cake to people when they are talking about baked foods such as bread.. Nobody gets it. It's funny to me though..

 

[Amnestic]

I say there is no cake to people when they are talking about baked foods such as bread.. Nobody gets it. It's funny to me though..

I think they get it.

It's just that Portal almost two years old and - oh, well XKCD says it better than I.

 

[Scrambles the Death-Dealer]

I say there is no cake to people when they are talking about baked foods such as bread.. Nobody gets it. It's funny to me though..

I think they get it.

It's just that Portal almost two years old and - oh, well XKCD says it better than I.

I don't have gaming friends lol, so they all just look at me weird.

 

[Blue22]

Alright, I've got one

What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't open the door?

"Triforce"

Isn't it great?

 

[Xris]

"I was going to the clairvoyance meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Tartarga]

two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and says does this taste funny to you

 

[Amethyst Wind]

a neutron walks into a bar ans asks the barman "how much are drinks?" barman replies "no charge for you."

fallout 3

That's no game joke, that's a physics joke! Get out!

 

[Davey Woo]

a neutron walks into a bar ans asks the barman "how much are drinks?" barman replies "no charge for you."

fallout 3

Is that by any chance from Godfrey?

Two atoms are talking to each other, one says "I've lost an Electron", the other says "Are you sure?" The first replies, "I'm positive!"

That one made me giggle.

(Godfrey from the Tenpenny Tower in Fallout 3 if you didn't know)

 

[Librarian Mike]

two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and says does this taste funny to you

...and the other one said "No. I'm having a ball."

 

[ninja steve]

I say there is no cake to people when they are talking about baked foods such as bread.. Nobody gets it. It's funny to me though..

I think they get it.

It's just that Portal almost two years old and - oh, well XKCD says it better than I.

actually the first instance of the cake being a lie that i know off is mario 64 because peach (the W****) doesnt bake you a cake

 

[Mordwyl]

An orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey, where'd you get that?" and the parrot replies "Durotar. They got them all over the place!" - WoW.

A personal one: What's the difference between a Korean MMORPG and a cheese grater? You can eat the cheese.

 

[Subzerowings]

"My girlfriend hates video games. She thinks that games like Grand Theft Auto make men disrespect women. But I disagree, so you know what? Fuck that ho."

 

[Erana]

Just gotta say it: You must be Mario 'cause you just got 1up'd.

Also, a more personal one: "Oh, nice,*insert cliched situation*. I know how this movie ends."

 

[Space Spoons]

This is a real conversation a friend of mine and his friend had:

"Dude, for a gamer you sure spend a lot of time outside!"

"Yeah, I know, it's 'cause I play Wii!"

Man I laughed so hard when they told me

That's a good one, I actually got a pretty good laugh out of it.

actually the first instance of the cake being a lie that i know off is mario 64 because peach (the W****) doesnt bake you a cake

She bakes you one at the end. You get to see it after the credits, when Mario says "Thank you so much for to playing my game."

 

[Jedoro]

"I once knew of a crematorium that gave a discount for burn victims."

 

[Kuchinawa212]

What did Gordon Freeman say to Master Chief?

Nothing. Freeman can't talk. Man I'm bad at video game humor

 

[jonnopon3000]

why did gordon freeman cross the road?

Spoiler

because the player made him!!!!!!

I'm bad too