Video Game Jokes
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Mario and Luigi are in a nightclub. Luigi steps out for a smoke. A few minutes later Mario walks out looking depressed.
Luigi: What's wrong with you?
Mario: I gave this girl a star because I thought she'd start flashing.
Luigi: What's wrong with you?
Mario: I gave this girl a star because I thought she'd start flashing.
Are you just ignoring that the best contraceptive for old people is nudity? Don't worry Waddy, your best jokes aren't lost on me...Jedoro said:
Nah, don't bother, he's a bit of a dick. I mean, he's ok to talk to... but the whole game is about getting lots of purified water. So why doesn't Wadsworth be like 'I have the water, problem solved for everyone!'. Instead he's like 'HAHA LOLZ I TELL JKS BUT IMA GONNA MAKE YOU WORK FOR YOUZ WATERZ!!!1!'Jedoro said:
So like I said, don't bother...
I just had this bizarre image of Cerebrus shaking Wadsworth upside down with bottles and bottles of water falling out.Jedoro said:
... to get to the other side!Jedoro said:
I think we've managed to derail this thread together...
yeah i know that look. a bunch of my friends and I were dicking around in an orchard, and Gary disappeared for about an hour, and somewhere near the 45 minute mark i turned to everyone and said ''i think he was pwned by a grue'', and they gave me... 'that look'.Scrambles the Death-Dealer said:I don't have gaming friends lol, so they all just look at me weird.Amnestic said:I think they get it.Scrambles the Death-Dealer said:
It's just that Portal almost two years old and - oh, well XKCD says it better than I.
Yo' mommas so fat they couldn't fit her into the plot of Metal Gear Solid 4.
You just got served.
You just got served.
i know it's a physics joke, but the thread is titled "video game jokes". any my A-level physics teacher is not the kind of arse that would tell me(us) shitty jokes like that. i put fallout 3 at the bottom of the post because it was the first place i heard that piece-of-shit joke.Amethyst Wind said:
Timesplitters
there's a joke about paradoxes in here somewhere...
i'll just tell something funny that happened in the story.
cortez finds a locked door so he looks up and his future self drops him the key to that door, and then later he drops the key down to his past self. and then the game's version of Navi immediately tells you to watch out for paradoxes.
the funny thing is that this same type of paradox happens twice more, and none of the writers noticed/cared!
there's a joke about paradoxes in here somewhere...
i'll just tell something funny that happened in the story.
cortez finds a locked door so he looks up and his future self drops him the key to that door, and then later he drops the key down to his past self. and then the game's version of Navi immediately tells you to watch out for paradoxes.
the funny thing is that this same type of paradox happens twice more, and none of the writers noticed/cared!
Well if you cripple his combat inhibitor, then he will unleash his fury upon the rotting zombies.Jedoro said:
LMAO at the portal 'toon! I don't know if this counts a gaming joke per se, but a while back (late 2007ish) myself and a few friends were playing some COD4, and some guy joins the room, and out of no where starts talkin' trash about us (same clan tag), so we all say nothing, go into the game, rape said smack-talker's nostrils, then start razzin' him in the AAR screen. His response has become something of a joke to us, he says...
"sh-shut up! I was eating a pot pie!"
and then leaves. guess you had to be there...
"sh-shut up! I was eating a pot pie!"
and then leaves. guess you had to be there...