Video Game Jokes

[Nipah_]

An orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey, where'd you get that?" and the parrot replies "Durotar. They got them all over the place!" - WoW.

People can say what they want about WoW, I loved those human jokes...

"So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they're trailed by a murloc named Gottom, who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen. It could be a three-parter, called 'Ruler of the Bracelet'. The first part would be called 'The Brotherhood of the Bracelet', followed by 'A Couple of Towers', with the climactic ending called 'Hey, the King's Back!'"

 

[MasterSqueak]

A bulbasaur walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A charmander walks in and orders some whiskey.

They drink their drinks, and leave.

What? You never said they had to be funny!

Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard was full of gaming related jokes and satire, my favourite was
*after waiting in a lift for ages*
Max says; "Hold on, if you had anything important to do you would be playing a video game."
...
...I laughed...

"Bill, Bill the Wizard? Nah, he'll be fine. He's gotta be, what, level 70 by now?"

 

[Ashtovo]

"I was going to the clairvoyance meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."

damn that sounds familair for some reason...

 

[Valiance]

You know, the only sadistic thing I wanted to do in that game was rewire Cerberus and let him kill all the "zombies," as he called them. I felt bad for thinking it, but I really wanted to.

You know, if you have the robot expert perk, you can actually do that, and I did, and it was hilarious.

 

[Jedoro]

You know, the only sadistic thing I wanted to do in that game was rewire Cerberus and let him kill all the "zombies," as he called them. I felt bad for thinking it, but I really wanted to.

You know, if you have the robot expert perk, you can actually do that, and I did, and it was hilarious.

Hmm, I'll have to go do that, then. Good thing I have a few more levels before I hit 30.

 

[frank220]

What do MMOs and Coffee Pots have in common?

Spoiler

They both have a lot of grind in them! HURHURHUR

 

[tehweave]

What do MMOs and Coffee Pots have in common?

Spoiler

They both have a lot of grind in them! HURHURHUR

Oh the horrible PUNishment.

So two wow players walk into a bar.

Not! They're at home on their computers.

 

[ZforZissou]

Here's one from the Dark Knight himself, BATMAN (He's got a new game on the way, so it counts)!
A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Elaborate? Batman? I realize there's a new game on the way, but... why does it count?

 

[A Weary Exile]

Here's one from Oblivion from some Argonian guy:

"Why do Khajit lick their butts? To get the taste of Khajit cooking out of their mouths."

 

[Captain_Heavy]

what does captain falcon eat for breakfast?

Spoiler

falcon CRUUUUNCH

 

[BlackJack47]

Why did the noon cross the road?

Spoiler

He was getting home to get pwned by me on xbox live, i am after all teh greetest

 

[Deleric]

What's the difference between Crysis and Call of Duty 4?

You can actually run Call of Duty 4.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Resurrection!

On that note, I leave you with this.

What is Fei Long's favorite beverage?

Spoiler: ...

WATAAAAAA!

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

not realy a video game, but ive been dying to use this.


How many Dragon Ball Z charaters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler: OCC

One but it will take 2 seasons.