Video Game Name Generator Game


New member
Jan 10, 2012
American Cheese Operatives.

Not content with the current amount of taxes being funneled into frivolous undercover organizations, Congress and the Department of Defense met to put together their most[footnote]least[/footnote] important group yet. Scouring the globe to sample ALL the cheeses, operatives of the American Cheese Organization must gather intelligence on the ill-understood dairy world. From worming their way into and subtly overtaking massive cheese cartels to investigating seemingly innocuous farms and restaurants, they have only one goal in mind: Discover one cheese to rule them all. And claim it for America.

Likely to be more engaging than another military shooter clone.
Well, that was fun. Let's go again.

Curse of the Frisbee Family

Sounds like a slapdash outdoor sports/horror game mashup that will make its way into the bargain bin before too long. I'd rather buy American Cheese Operatives.

Johnson McGee

New member
Nov 16, 2009
First-Person Spork Armada
As the Spork Armada's finest flying ace you must destroy the evil knorks.
Educational Bedtime of Death
An exciting child-destroying parent/teacher night simulation.
Kung-fu Shotgun World
Master the ways of the kung-fu shotgun and blast away your enemies!
Sim Animal Ignition
Practice becoming a horrible sociopath-arsonist!

The Artificially Prolonged

Random Semi-Frequent Poster
Jul 15, 2008
Apathetic Robot vs. The Space Mutants - rts game lead your robot army to victory, if you can make them care enough to fight

Sleazy Volleyball in the Magic Kingdom - original title for DOA Extreme Beach volleyball

Educational Big Game Hunter in Space - hunt alien lifeforms with the weapons of maths

Sleazy Bongo Jihad - I'm thinking DK Jungle Beat given the Conkers Bad Fur Day treatment

Cyborg Octopus vs. Street Fighter - This game needs to be made immediately

Psychedelic Monkey in Africa - the new point n click game. Guide monkey through his wildest acid trip yet.


Narcoleptic Sex Empire - wtf! I can think several things wrong with this.


New member
Jul 5, 2011
Britney Spears' Hovercraft Crisis
Oops! I did it again.

Jewish Elevator Anthology

Radioactive Midget of the Blood God
OMG I must play this.

Rule Britannia

New member
Apr 20, 2011
Alcoholic Rugby Summoner

You play as a drunk person who is the overlord of all things rugby related. for example a barrage of rugby balls to launch at people.


New member
Apr 29, 2011
-Biblical Tricycle Brawl

I like the game but including God as a character makes it incredibly unbalanced.

-Post-Apocalyptic Barbarian Nightmare

This needs to exist.


New member
Jan 20, 2011
My First Theme Park Assassins

kill your way to the top in this redux of Theme park assassins.
-new intuitive controls allow you to remove key members of opposing parks with unprecedented ease.
- Unsavory guest ruining peoples fun? Better "security" AI makes privately executing unruly patrons a possibility
-sabotage enemy parks to be sure to dissapoint the inspector, getting your competitors shut down... possibly forever.
- new multiplayer options allow you to experience the intrigue with up to 3 "friends".

Is it wrong of me to want to play this?

Anthony Abney

New member
Mar 16, 2011
Red Hot Badminton in the Salad Kingdom
You play badminton barefoot on hot coals in the middle of a kingdom where all buildings are made of lettuce

Violent Casino Castle
You play slots in a castle and every time you win a random gun pops out based on what it was (ranging from a pistol to a light machine gun) and you have to kill as many people as you can before running out of ammo. The money in their wallets is your winnings.

Magnetic Soccer Plus
Soccer with a magnetized ball, there are switches on the field you can use to generate a magnetic field that either attracts or repels the ball depending on the polarity.

Orbital Bobsled Fiasco
Who would have thought that bobsledding in space would end so badly?

Blazing Katana Jr.*
A famous ninja's son has to take up his father's flaming blade in order to rescue him.

Preschool Driving Family
That just has disaster written all over it.

Nudist Workout Jam
Finally, an interesting Kinect game.

The Infernal Death of Doom*
Just sounds awesome.

Robotic Techno Princess
Made in Japan

Fatal Cyborg Task Force*
Fairly obvious what this would be

* = I'd play it


New member
Nov 1, 2010
Holy Afro Power... nice. It's sort of like the crusades, but with more hair and less line dancing.


New member
Mar 30, 2010
Transvestite Conga in the Sky
-I... I don't...

Heavy Metal Ghost Train
-Wherein the objective is to reach Hell by forming a band of passenger cabins, each with their own specific instrument, until it gets so damned loud it melts your brain out of your ears.

Mechanized Sandwich Quiz
-Do you have what it takes to beat a robot in useless sandwich-making knowledge? Find out!

Forgotten Cardboard in Vegas
-An art-house game where you play as a piece of cardboard trying to make friends in Vegas. Eventually, you are found, and made into a bed by, a hobo, who tells you his life story.

Dynamite Castlevania Smackdown
-Play as all your favorite Castlevaia characters, from Simon Bellmont to that god-damned annoying Reaper boss.

Educational Bandicoot Online
-Crash is back, and this time he's making learning fun! Defeat the evil Dr. Cortex by solving his mind-boggling math quizzes!

Shameful Vampire of the Blood God


Overly Proud New Yorker
Dec 18, 2008
I got Super Sexy Kung-fu GT.

What does the GT stand for? I don't know, but that's half the fun!

EDIT: The boyfriend gave it a go and he got Regal Afro Farmer


Oct 6, 2009
Red Hot Bobsled Diesel
-racing game on bobsleds!

Satan's Chef Battle
-Iron Chef in HELL!

American Tennis Warrior
-.... we play tennis?

Oh God...


New member
Dec 6, 2011
Dangerous bible polo.

a sports game where Biblical figures play a violent form of polo with eachother. each character has an arsenal of special moves e.g Jesus can become invincible and smash through everyone for a short amount of time. Moses can generate a swarm of locust to engulf another player. Satan can do the usual fire attacks and so on...


New member
Jun 25, 2008
Jack Thompson's Harvest III
Never played the first 2, What would he need to harvest that requires 3 games?


New member
Oct 25, 2010
Aquatic Werewolf Anthology
A series of games about Argonian Werewolves

Amazon Grizzly Bear of Love
A touching love story about finding acceptance in strange world that doesn't understand you.
Probably because you maul about every other human you meet.

Incredible Fishing Romp
The most epic fishing trip ever. At least that's what you tell your friends.

Hip-Hop Android Horror
When auto-tune goes horribly, horribly wrong.
May 5, 2010
Before The Manhattan Project, there was Alligator Omega. They tried to make the perfect soldier that was also an alligator...AND THEY SUCCEEDED. Now a lone alligator, armed only with his enhanced brain and laser eyes, will infiltrate Berlin with one purpose: Eliminate Adolf Hitler.

They made him to be the perfect soldier that was also and octopus...And a robot. THEY SUCCEEDED. But Biocotups rebels against his evil creators and begins a campaign of revenge!

Interstellar Sniper Team:.....Basically Garrus Vakarian: The Game. I'd play that.

The Incredible Buddhist of the Third Reich-They created him to be the perfect soldier who was also a Buddhist...I guess...AND THEY SUCCEEDED....I guess. Wait, what?

Now I think I'm just gonna list 'em off. You come up with the summary on your own.

No One Can Stop The Combat Hunter
Lost Walrus on Wheels
The Harlem Globetrotters and the Robot of Death
Barbie's Dungeon From Mars
Urban Hobo Showdown
Sensual Grizzly Bear Warrior
Irish Octopus-The Card Game (Is it just me, or does that actually kinda sound like a card game?)
Viking Quantum Caper
Soviet Cheese Warrior
Depressing Amish of Mystery
The Last Batman Spectacular
Save Yourself From the Tank Fight Club