American Cheese Operatives.
Not content with the current amount of taxes being funneled into frivolous undercover organizations, Congress and the Department of Defense met to put together their most[footnote]least[/footnote] important group yet. Scouring the globe to sample ALL the cheeses, operatives of the American Cheese Organization must gather intelligence on the ill-understood dairy world. From worming their way into and subtly overtaking massive cheese cartels to investigating seemingly innocuous farms and restaurants, they have only one goal in mind: Discover one cheese to rule them all. And claim it for America.
Likely to be more engaging than another military shooter clone.
Well, that was fun. Let's go again.
Curse of the Frisbee Family
Sounds like a slapdash outdoor sports/horror game mashup that will make its way into the bargain bin before too long. I'd rather buy American Cheese Operatives.
Not content with the current amount of taxes being funneled into frivolous undercover organizations, Congress and the Department of Defense met to put together their most[footnote]least[/footnote] important group yet. Scouring the globe to sample ALL the cheeses, operatives of the American Cheese Organization must gather intelligence on the ill-understood dairy world. From worming their way into and subtly overtaking massive cheese cartels to investigating seemingly innocuous farms and restaurants, they have only one goal in mind: Discover one cheese to rule them all. And claim it for America.
Likely to be more engaging than another military shooter clone.
Well, that was fun. Let's go again.
Curse of the Frisbee Family
Sounds like a slapdash outdoor sports/horror game mashup that will make its way into the bargain bin before too long. I'd rather buy American Cheese Operatives.