"Panzer Beach Mania"
A world of tanks type game, but you're tank-toys battling on different famous beaches trying to take down your opponents sand castles
Surely if it must involve chainsaws, and always must be a surprise, then how does it remain a surprise? Wait, Why am I criticising a game that doesn't exist.
Oh well I'm sure it would be fun, just Mortal Kombat with extra chainsaw finishing moves
No joke first one I get is Allied Bong:Hot pursuit.Its a world war 2 racing game where you are the heroic marijuana dealer who must outrun Hitler's evil Nazi race cars to deliver the goods to the masses and help win the war.
Geriatric Hovercraft Horde
A elderly man has too defend his retirement home from a horde of healthy teenagers in his hovercraft.
Boring Makeout Training
It speaks for itself.
Battlefield: Batman Patrol
Win...just win.
"Care Bears' chainsaw vengeance."
I stopped there. Nothing will ever top that. I'd assume the game would be about what would happen if the Care Bears stopped caring.
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