Flying Porn of Fury
You play as an obese internet addict who has a heart attack because A: he's in horrible shape, and B: because he can't locate any internet porn. Upon dying, the addict enters a halluconagenic and trippy world in which he flies on eagle wings of fire, and he uses his gift to search for more porn.
Romantic WWII Choreographer
In the middle of intense battles during WWII, you play as Fabs Tubuggon, a choreographer who is trying to teach the soldiers (on both sides) how to dance. In the middle of a fearsome battle, Fabs falls in love with a woman he thinks he saw. He then travels from the 4 corners of the earth to beyond the farthest galaxies in search of her, spreading the art of dance to all he encounters.
Bizarro Midget - The Resistance
... I'm just going to leave this one alone.
Future Amish in the Bayou
A group of cybernetically enhanced Amish from the future return back in time to build a barn/fight robots in the middle of a Louisiana Bayou in this thrilling cyberpunk RPG.
Everybody Hates the Goth Trader
A real time strategy game in which you control a slowly growing resistance faction, all with the combined purpose of assassinating Ted Salpachek, A.K.A. The Goth Trader. Named for his extremist tendency to solve his problems by exchanging a certain, often large sum of goth kids.
Communist Fantasy Gang
Join your pals Linen, Ho Chi Minh and Georgi Plekhanov on a mystical adventure to collect the magic crystals to distribute evenly to all!
Tom Clancy's Afro Onslaught
... I will pay any amount of money you want, just make this already.
