VIdeo Game quotes

[Breaker deGodot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69REY-a8xxU


DAAAYYYUMMMM!

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Anything from Duke, Crypto, or The Bard.

Other than that, "Oh yeah? You and what army?" from Haggard in Battlefield: Bad Company.
It's funny because he says it to a US Army soldier.

 

[Nihlex]

Your like molasses goin up hill in January... with crutches!

 

[jibjab963]

"If God wanted you to live he wouldn't have made me!"

Soldier-Team Fortress 2

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

"you cannot change your fate, no man can" Prince of persia: worrior within

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"If God had wanted you to live, he would NOT have created me!"

 

[Aqualung]

"Nathan? Just... Be careful."
"Don't worry. I always am."
*THUD*
"I did NOT see that! Augh.."

 

[mikecoulter]

The World Ends With You: "The proof is in the pudding, the pudding... Of their doom."

What the actual hell?

 

[rpgarcher]

Well, well, well! If it isn't the Besaid Aurochs! They're a living, breathing, statistical impossibility! I've never seen a team this bad!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"PERSONALLY I PREFER THE AIR" XD

 

[Ph33nix]

Mass effect

Spoiler: late game

Kaiden: I'm not sure we will ever beat the reapers
Shepard: well we put a boot up the Turians ass in the first contact war
Kaiden: yeah well i think we're gonna need a bigger boot

ok now a halo 2 one this was just some random chatter some marine said. COrta had just given me a mission update on the level delta halo i was in the gunners turret of a warthog and the driving marine said "wait what are we doing again?" i took out my biggest gun and killed him for his stupidity.

 

[snugglerotunda15]

My favorite is probably from Fable 2
"I'll give you the best ten seconds of your life."
-Bloodstone Prostitute

 

[bob-2000]

Anything that Andrew Ryan (or anyone in that game) says.
The Half-Life series also has some great quotes.

 

[Brnin8]

There are some great ones on this thread but I feel I should say one that no one else has said.
"I'm British you muppet!"- Psyco (Crysis: Warhead)
Both times he says it are just so awesome that I just find it awesome.
Worst description EVAR.

 

[Draco Kaiser]

"We won't find any more of that dark gooey eco stuff, will we? 'Cause I'd hate to fall in again and turn into you!"

A Jak quote?

OT: See Jak, YOUR the sidekick.

 

[Osaka-chaness]

Well it's not out yet but from Brutal Legend,
"What is that sound?"
"It's the devil screaming."
"It's an angel singing!"
"It is the pounding of creations hammer, on the anvil of time!"
"It's f***ing awesome!"

And from Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal...
"You put the "wit" in "twit", sir"
"Yes! I do, don't I?"
Lawrence has the funniest lines xD

 

[esperandote]

when ashley calls leon a perv for looking under her skirt xD

 

[traceur_]

"We won't find any more of that dark gooey eco stuff, will we? 'Cause I'd hate to fall in again and turn into you!"

A Jak quote?

OT: See Jak, YOUR the sidekick.

I love Jak & Daxter.

Sig: I'll drive, Jak, you shoot, Daxter, just get in, sit down and shut up.

DMC 4:

Berial: ahh... the human world, it has been a while.
*notices Nero*
Berial: How curious...
Nero: Fire's bad for the complexion, I burn easy, never tan.
Berial: When I last came to this world 2000 years ago, there was no such human as the likes of you.
Nero: Wanna make it another 2000?
Berial: SILENCE!

 

[Cunnysmythe]

KOTOR 2: A response to the question "Do you know what love is?"

HK47: "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech Sniper Rifle with a Tri-Light scope"

 

[Satin6T]

I am the milkman, my milk is delicious, it is fortified with what the world wants, what the world deserves