Video games ARE causing violence.

[Quazimofo]

Look saying Video Games cause violence just because people who jumped you so happened to play Xbox 360 is like saying Sports are causing violence just because you sat with the Raiders fans while you were there for the opposite team. You have my pity, but don't generalize.

i think you missed the point of the thread. he said games, not gamers, so this is all just a big joke. enjoy it as such and perhaps post a ridiculous story of your own

 

[Grospoliner]

Guns don't kill people. The bullets that guns fire kill people.

 

[Quazimofo]

I came to this thread wanting to be angry, but after reading the OP I can't help but laugh.
You sir, deserve an internet for this triumph.

indeed. truly a clever hook and a nice punch-line. best thread i've seen in a while

 

[blankedboy]

I know it's a subject no one wants to admit, but there is a rise of violence being caused directly by the effect of video games. Just the other day while walking my dog a gang of 360 games jumped me, stole my wallet, and took Mr. Snuffles with them. As if that wasn't enough when I get home after the ordeal I find 2 DS games climbing out my window with my TV and stereo system. As a community we need to come together and admit the problem so that solutions being made.

Does any other escapist want to come forward and talk about any video game related violence that they endured?

What I don't even...

...is that...manga Hitler? XD

It is, but it's not nearly as good as the Chibi version lying around somewhere.

 

[wezzipooh]

When I was young, I was raped by a Commodore 64 cassette. They most humiliating part was watching it rewind itself afterwards.

 

[Arrogancy]

I would just like to say that I have a clean house and I would like to keep it free of certain wrong kinds of games. Those JRPGs have been sending me death threats and late at night I catch them vandalising my property. But I am a dignified gamer and I do not notice that hostile genre with its spiky hair and stupid characters, stories, and settings.

 

[UFOROMANTIC]

Portal broke my leg and stole my porn.

 

[V8 Ninja]

Before Reading The OP: Great, another person who just wants to get a couple of badges. Be happy that you got a click, pal.

After Reading The OP: My hat off to you, thread creator. Keep on shining, you insane diamond.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

Mortal Kombat beats me on a daily basis . The it'll apologize....then abuse me some more.

 

[Mr. Google]

At first glance, I thought my PS3 was perfect. It was my pride and joy, and all my friends congratulated me on my amazing console.

But every full moon, when the clock strikes 12...my PS3...it -changes-.

Every full moon, I lock myself in my room and pray that my PS3 will overlook me in favor of my sister, or my dog....or even my parents. But I'm running out of edible relatives. I would run, but it would find me no matter where I went.

Oh, no....no, it's happening again! Don't take me, take the cat, no doOTHWUGWUHFGJEbn,bfv.

My favorite part is that your PS3 wanted to send a message to everyone else saying that were next by not only entering the captcha but posting this. Im too scared to leave my house...thanks a lot.

 

[twistedheat15]

How does a topic like this even reach 7 pages of replies?

ppl obviously have lots of bad experience with video game violence and are finally letting it out! Not all of us are lucky enough to NOT have a guitar hero run off with our girlfriends and flat the tire on our bikes!

 

[KingofallCosmos]

I'm not sure, but...
My bunny is missing, and there's grinding noises coming from my PS3. I told him he shouldn't chew on the cables...

 

[SeeIn2D]

Fifa 11, Fifa 10, and Fifa 09 all ganged up on me and started kicking me in the ribs... I can't go on.. it's too horrible. *sobs in corner*

 

[Mr. Gency]

My 360 is loud and obnoxious.

 

[Mr Shrike]

I'm fairly sure my copy of WoW is plotting to kill me...

It just sits there, glaring at me all day. Oh God, I'm scared.

 

[The Random One]

You are all a bunch of racists. Didn't you know that less than 1% of video games are involved in any sort of criminal activities - a far cry from the 15% when all electronic appliances are taken in conjunction? It's just that the media doesn't report when a bunch of refrigerators run away with your pickup truck, but the second it's a destitute Playstation 3 they all jump on it.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

What I don't even...

...is that...manga Hitler? XD

There's actually a hentai manga about Hitler called Mein Kampf. I haven't read it yet, but it seems...interesting.

 

[Silvertongue]

This thread = epic and instantly bookmarked.

I was about to reply with "Not sure if troll", but then I read the whole post, and my GOD was this clever!

And some of the followup posts were fantastic, especially the one about FFT touching people in places or ways that make them feel uncomfortable.

 

[robert01]

I'm fairly sure my copy of WoW is plotting to kill me...

It just sits there, glaring at me all day. Oh God, I'm scared.

It actually just wants to know why you haven't purchased a sparkle pony and Lil'KT yet.

OT:My dusty Playstation 2 constantly threatens my cats with physical violence when they are in my closet. Does this count?

 

[Sir Boss]

I've never been violated, hit, stabbed or shot by a game...but... *sniff* I fear that New Vegas doesn't love me anymore... I just want to sit down and relax with her... and she just quits on me at a moments notice, or just refuses to join me. I... I can't take much more. Our relationship needs help.