Video games ARE causing violence.

[Mugen Weston]

A copy of Street Fighter and a copy of Tekken tried to jump me when i was coming home from college, but luckily i was able to fend them of and win the fight.

YYYEEAAAHHHH.....or so i thought...

Two days later, a court order came through my door declaring i was being charged with assault! That's right! They tried to jump me and because i won, they got Phoenix Wright involved and i was sued!

CURSE YOU VIDEOGAMES!!!

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

While I was building my new desk the massive crate of my video games I had moved fell off my bed and squashed me.

...Stop laughing

 

[blujay]

I was raped...

...By Steam...

 

[Shreddie]

I have no idea what you're talking about. Video games are inanimate objects that are incapable of k;okoij;i;jojhuop OH GOD HEAVY RAIN JUST CUT OFF MY FINGER!

 

[Silenttalker22]

I was hurt on the inside when I spent egregious time gathering repair supplies, trying to repair my red ring box, only to discover it was terminal

 

[Kendell Cambridge]

I played Demon Souls. The police won't take me seriously when I say that it molested me and I want to press charges and I don't understand why. Does anyone know if I can sue police officers?

 

[Voration]

They got the better of me when the wires from the xbox tied me up and then a 360 body slammed me. Its a daily fight in the ring here to stop fallout from turning me into a bloody mess.

Best thread all day

 

[Inkidu]

Everyone knows Red-rings are just failed 360 suicide bomb attempts. I once got clipped by a couple of joyriding PCs.

Capthch: Shingdom Cafe

 

[wilsontheterrible]

ET touched me somewhere... and it wasn't my heart.

 

[Hagi]

I... I... I have a copy of Fallout: New Vegas and... *snif* when I went to kill the legendary Deathclaw... *snif*

It... it violated me!

*breaks down crying*

 

[The-Epicly-Named-Man]

Okay, now show me on this doll, where your copy of Final Fantasy Tactics touched you.

You f*ck, I was about to make a JRPG rape joke! Get out of mind, mechanical insect spies! XD

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I was raped...

...By Steam...

At least you got a crate out of it.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

My little brother was the victim of a PS2's crafty ambush. It laid out the controller cable as a hidden tripwire, then took him out. He still has the scar from smashing his head into the door.

 

[Pikey Mikey]

They got the better of me when the wires from the xbox tied me up and then a 360 body slammed me. Its a daily fight in the ring here to stop fallout from turning me into a bloody mess.

Best thread all day

I know how you feel, I used to get Tombstone Piledrived by my Smackdown vs. Raw 2011 untill I realized that there were steel folding-chairs under my bed. Now I can just pound it to the ground and ruWho put this steel cage in my house!? Oh no! It's coming around for another atta.......

 

[twistedheat15]

I played Demon Souls. The police won't take me seriously when I say that it molested me and I want to press charges and I don't understand why. Does anyone know if I can sue police officers?

It's okay, when I was young I was molested by a Contra 3... I though some how it was my fault for playing around with it so much that I kept it to myself.

 

[otakon17]

This is damn funny. I feel light-headed from laughing too hard at it.

 

[SinorKirby]

I was about rage and make good points about how videogames don't cause violence, but then I saw what you did there. |

This, and then I went and lol'd.

 

[Devon Dent]

I was playing Micheal Jackson The experience, and I don't really wanna talk about what went down.

 

[Inkidu]

Final Fnatasy IV DS pushed me under a bus, then Harvest Moon stole my lunch money.

 

[Sixcess]

My laptop keeps trying to set fire to my leg.

Oh it says it's just overheating, but that's just the excuse.