Video games ARE causing violence.

Mugen Weston

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A copy of Street Fighter and a copy of Tekken tried to jump me when i was coming home from college, but luckily i was able to fend them of and win the fight.

YYYEEAAAHHHH.....or so i thought...

Two days later, a court order came through my door declaring i was being charged with assault! That's right! They tried to jump me and because i won, they got Phoenix Wright involved and i was sued!

CURSE YOU VIDEOGAMES!!!
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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While I was building my new desk the massive crate of my video games I had moved fell off my bed and squashed me.

...Stop laughing :(
 

Shreddie

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I have no idea what you're talking about. Video games are inanimate objects that are incapable of k;okoij;i;jojhuop OH GOD HEAVY RAIN JUST CUT OFF MY FINGER!
 

Silenttalker22

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I was hurt on the inside when I spent egregious time gathering repair supplies, trying to repair my red ring box, only to discover it was terminal :(
 
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I played Demon Souls. The police won't take me seriously when I say that it molested me and I want to press charges and I don't understand why. Does anyone know if I can sue police officers?
 

Voration

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They got the better of me when the wires from the xbox tied me up and then a 360 body slammed me. Its a daily fight in the ring here to stop fallout from turning me into a bloody mess.

Best thread all day
 

Inkidu

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Everyone knows Red-rings are just failed 360 suicide bomb attempts. I once got clipped by a couple of joyriding PCs.

Capthch: Shingdom Cafe
 

Hagi

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I... I... I have a copy of Fallout: New Vegas and... *snif* when I went to kill the legendary Deathclaw... *snif*

It... it violated me!

*breaks down crying*
 

Not-here-anymore

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My little brother was the victim of a PS2's crafty ambush. It laid out the controller cable as a hidden tripwire, then took him out. He still has the scar from smashing his head into the door.
 

Pikey Mikey

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Voration said:
They got the better of me when the wires from the xbox tied me up and then a 360 body slammed me. Its a daily fight in the ring here to stop fallout from turning me into a bloody mess.

Best thread all day
I know how you feel, I used to get Tombstone Piledrived by my Smackdown vs. Raw 2011 untill I realized that there were steel folding-chairs under my bed. Now I can just pound it to the ground and ruWho put this steel cage in my house!? Oh no! It's coming around for another atta.......
 

twistedheat15

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Kendell Cambridge said:
I played Demon Souls. The police won't take me seriously when I say that it molested me and I want to press charges and I don't understand why. Does anyone know if I can sue police officers?
It's okay, when I was young I was molested by a Contra 3... I though some how it was my fault for playing around with it so much that I kept it to myself.
 

SinorKirby

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The Virgo said:
I was about rage and make good points about how videogames don't cause violence, but then I saw what you did there. |:p
This, and then I went and lol'd.
 

Devon Dent

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I was playing Micheal Jackson The experience, and I don't really wanna talk about what went down.
 

Inkidu

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Final Fnatasy IV DS pushed me under a bus, then Harvest Moon stole my lunch money. :(