Video games ARE causing violence.

[ultimateownage]

I witnessed a Grand Theft Auto III and IV take part in a drive-by just the other day! This violence has to stop!

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

My PS3 spat a disk out at me.
The disc was spinning so fast that it cleanly cut my leg off.

 

[2HF]

I was slapped repeatedly last night for beating my friend at bowling. And here's the kicker, it wasn't wii bowling. Actually bowling led to slaps across the face. Also point knuckles in my back. She is vicious. I demand news coverage for this new threat to our countries children!!!

 

[JET1971]

Funny thread, but where is the discussion value?

There isn´t any.
But if this thread manages to down just one "What´s your favourite X" or "The last x you xed you xed" from the "Latest Posts"-list, I´d say Mission Fucking Accomplished.

Plenty of discusion value in this thread. Its called using humour to show how idiotic blaming violance on video games really is. The discussion is make the most absurd claim. I didnt see the rule that says every thread must be a serious and sober discussion or debate.

Hey, I hope your reply was more aimed at Lenin than me.
Because I really like this thread. One of the most funny and clever ones in weeks.
I just wouldn´t call it "discussion",
but as you pointed out, not every thread has to be one.

I was adding to what you said.

 

[Firehound]

Very funny man. Good joke.

 

[iLazy]

Recently my PS3 started questioning me about my relationship with Catherine, asking whether or not I was serious about it. I told her that I was serious but I needed to finish up with Alice on Xbox.

Nothing violent has happened but a PS2 has been following me home, and I keep getting calls from someone called Sonya. I'm starting to get scared D:

 

[Zyxx]

I did some work with inner city games a couple years ago, and I really feel like it's not the games' fault. Oh, they still need to be dealt with, but if we did something to help those young games before they turned to a life of crime, the problem of game violence would be drastically reduced.
They're thrown out of the house far too early by apathetic parents who just go on to have MORE games. They're immediately swept into the Life by vicious, mean-spirited, shrieky-voiced players who only appreciate their basest talents: a game with an artistic soul will probably be murdered in a back alley in a matter of days, while one which is capable of the most horrifying dull brutality will soon gain fortune and notoriety, but forced to fight daily to retain its place - and all too often, its own sibling will take it down.
These games need supervised, wholesome, after-school activities and the influence of intelligent, caring players who will bring out their best talents. Even a naturally brutal and vicious game can have a place in the world, a place on the right side of the law. Their parents must be held accountable for their offspring, and shown that they should not have games beyond their means, and that they should fully raise and prepare their games before shoving them out into the world.

This is a very near and dear cause to me, and I urge each of you to write your congressperson in support of a Game Improvement Initiative.

 

[Corporal Yakob]

I was once was jumped on the way to college by a gang of Wii consoles-bastards beat the crap out of me and stole my wallet. This used to be such a nice neighbourhood before they moved in......

 

[Danoloto]

You sir, made my day.
Can't say much more at the moment, I have a court case with a multiplayer first person shooter for wasting my precious time. We're going to settle it like adults, man-to-disk.

 

[littlealicewhite]

Me: I don't know what all you people are talking about, my Xbox is perfectly obedient!
Xbox: Can I red-ring now?
Me: NO! *hits Xbox*

 

[TheFinalFantasyWolf]

I was once a victim of the Wii, it bored me till I was comatose.

 

[Gudrests]

ET touched me somewhere... and it wasn't my heart.

Those old video games sucked.....they molested me.....THEY FORCED ME TO BLOW THEM IF I WANTED TO PLAY FIRST....ohh god no amount of showers can take that feeling away. I cry every night.

 

[darkbshadow]

Techno Kitten Adventure... It made me want to find a kitten and punch it. It's soo fustratingly addictive. And every time the screen starts to flash you start to freak out cause you can't see the obsticals anymore.

 

[Samoftherocks]

Okami ate my baby...

 

[thenewprince]

My copy of Saints Row II and my Car are both missing as of this morning.... you do the math

 

[Samoftherocks]

ET touched me somewhere... and it wasn't my heart.

Those old video games sucked.....they molested me.....THEY FORCED ME TO BLOW THEM IF I WANTED TO PLAY FIRST....ohh god no amount of showers can take that feeling away. I cry every night.

I've been there too! I had to blow Friday the 13th for 15 minutes and it was TERRIBLE (the game, not the blowing)...

 

[nuba km]

I saw a gang of CoD games going around and forcefully giving people full frontal lobotomies and I saw a group of borderlands stealing everything not nailed down and some stealing stuff nailed down.

 

[joeman098]

i .. i i have a copy of demons souls and it t it ittt makes me go around saying how much i love the challenge and that its really good butt as soon as i come home at night it beats me with a hammer

 

[SonOfVoorhees]

Thats nothing. I was a victim of a katamari vehicle attack. Some guy drove at me and he was attaching all these objects to his car as went making his vehicle into a spinning ball of objects. I got caught up in it but finally he stopped and the fire brigade managed to free me from the tangled mess.

Awesome thread by the way.....i bet everyone who read the title were....

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